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Vine Ion acasă de la oraş şi zice către Maria, hotărît:

- Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele şi în pat iute.

- Mă Ioane, da' mai am de lucru.

- Dac-am zis, am zis!

Vede Maria că n-are încotro, se conformeaza. Se pune şi Ion în pat, trage plapuma peste ei şi zice:

- No, acum Marie, să-ţi arăt ce ceas cu fosfor mi-am cumpărat.

 

 

=))

 

Il stiam p'asta xD

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Un oltean se întalneste cu un ardelean care ducea de legatoare o capra.

- Unde duci boul ala? întreaba olteanul.

Contrariat, ardeleanul se uita spre animal termîndu-se de rîs, dupa care riposteaza:

- Esti chior, nu vezi ca-i capra?

- Pai, eu cu capra vorbeam...

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Un oltean se întalneste cu un ardelean care ducea de legatoare o capra.

- Unde duci boul ala? întreaba olteanul.

Contrariat, ardeleanul se uita spre animal termîndu-se de rîs, dupa care riposteaza:

- Esti chior, nu vezi ca-i capra?

- Pai, eu cu capra vorbeam...

=)) altele ca vreau sa rad ;D
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Un cuplu implineste 25 ani de casnicie si inchiriaza o camera la un hotel pt a sarbatori.A doua zi dimineata sotia isi sufla nasul in cerasaf.Sotul mirat ii zice:

-Draga dar ce vor zice cei de aici cand vor vedea ca ne-am suflat nasul in cerasaf?

-Nu-i nimic dragule ca si tu te-ai taiat la deget in noaptea nuntii sa ma salvezi.Acum a venit si randul meu...

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Un cuplu implineste 25 ani de casnicie si inchiriaza o camera la un hotel pt a sarbatori.A doua zi dimineata sotia isi sufla nasul in cerasaf.Sotul mirat ii zice:

-Draga dar ce vor zice cei de aici cand vor vedea ca ne-am suflat nasul in cerasaf?

-Nu-i nimic dragule ca si tu te-ai taiat la deget in noaptea nuntii sa ma salvezi.Acum a venit si randul meu...

ahahahah =)))

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Un cioban ardelean statea pe iarba, in apropierea unei fantani. Un om se duce la fantana cu intentia de a bea.

 

- Nu bea, omule, e otravita!

 

- Nem to dom.

 

- Apai bea, dar incet, ca-i rece.

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