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am fost la sigi

 

 

sambata, mai spre seara....

 

de 3 zile clan leaderu ne fute la cap sa mergem la sigi, ca e de bine, spameaza chatu din 5 in 5 min cu timpu data ora timpu data ora. ce azi? sambata ! hai la sigi !

 

 

serveru incepuse deja sa atarne heavy inca de dupa amiaza,logarea devine un joc de ruleta intr-un cazino prafuit de la marginea bucurestiului

 

incepe lumea sa se logheze,butzii in d grade pe ei se itzesc in clanhall-u clanului

 

 

inghesuiala mare,spamul e in floare ! se injura lagul in spaniola,italiana,portugheza,si bineintzeles in dulcele nostru grai .

unii zic ca ei n-au lag . sunt ingropatzi pe loc in flegme de catre posesorii de pcuri de lemn :

-taci ba nubule din gura, asa e la sigi,e lag, taci daca nu stii !

nubul tace, desi se mira in sinea lui cum el n-are lag si altii au.

 

incep sa se formeze partyurile care vor participa la macel . timpul trece pe nemestecate, si mai e juma de ora . clanleaderu face spume in caps pe canal : MAKE THA FAKCKINGS PARYYESS NOWW ! ALL PMM MEEEE

 

intr-un tarziu ne urnim din clanhall sa ne portam la sigi. pierdem juma de oameni in port (delog.pcuri de lemn ) se ajunge in partea ailalta deja muci ! cl iar face crize REMAKE PARTTTYYES FASTT !!1111 ALL PM MEEE !!11

 

suntem pe cai ! infometatzi de un castel adevarat, urlam ca tampiztii deja shi pe ally chat da castel is oours !!!! si  muie gina !!!!

 

cl anuntza: all listen to the ally leader !! apare ally leaderu, mai turbat decat cl-u :

-All move on me fastt !  partyurile se move ampulea,ajung la o poarta inchisa din oras,multzi nu shtiu sa citeasca mapa

 

-here is no exit,turn back !! rage unu ! iar lag. ne intoarcem

un italian intreaba surprins : che si fashe ? primeste raspuns : chiuso ! ritorno ! macaronaru da ochii peste cap si murmura ceva. reiese vag ca am avea parte de o conducere nenorocita,"dizgraziata"

 

juma din partyuri nu se urnesc din orash, stau ca un stol de verze in curul la party leaderi . party leaderu e ca un fel de isus acum.

 

se gaseste iesirea. grupul se mareste .brusc,jocul se transforma intr-o proiectzie de diapozotive. pe fundal,castelul

 

se bufueaza la ghici,totzi ishi iau zerg de la un buffer tampit . ally leaderu urla iar "MOVE FAST !!!! ATACK CASTLEE NOW !!111"

 

ne regrupam la intarea in castle. primim ordin sa stam de 6 afara,in timp ce leaderu intra in castel cu alt grup . unii se duc sa vada ce este in apa aia de pe langa castel . unu intreaba daca poate sa dea la peste pana e gata sigiu . 

isi ia o galeata de flegme de la party.

da leave la party si soe. isi ia flegme de la tot clanu .

da leave clan. isi ia flegme pe pemeu de la tot allyu

 

alyleaderu urla "REGROUP!!!!" mai rgrupatzi de atat nici ca se putea. eram strivit intre o tanti elfa mirosind a transpiratzie,si un orc verde mirosind groaznic a soshete cu crusta de jeg . unu zice " daca apare acuma un party cu aoe,ne-o luam ca melcii " . speriatzi, ne mai imprashtiem un pic . la timp, caci la poalele dealului apar inamicii,dornici si ei de un sigi cu final fericit .

 

acum se sta,alyy leaderu e la castat in castel . se bufeaza alene . se arunca injurii. "haide ba, urcatzi, sa vi-o luatzi,ca la galatzi " "fraiere,daca urc io,tu cobori instant "

 

unu zice ;" i have the healer  in target " toti dau force atack/assist pe el ". ala da sa faca trade cu un flacau flagat din clan.flacaul moare instat.urlete,rage,sa se rupa aliantza acum la sigi . se calmeaza spiritele cu nishte glume tampite despre tazte,buci,etc

 

alyyleaderu a terminat de castat 1 e beat de fericire 1 iese urland din castel "RUSH THEM !!! KILL ALLL !!"

 

surpinshi,cu tzigarile pe jumate fumate intre deshte, ne aruncam ca orbeztii peste ei . aia nu se asteptau la asa manevra . juma din ei dau bsoe,restu se mpiedica in bafe . ii calcam pe cap .muci .tavalugul nostru nu se opreshte ."KILL ALL TILL TOWN "

 

ne aruncam intr-o cursa nebuna pana la town

 

rupem tot,pomi,iarba,frunze,caini,vaci,pietre,tzigani.

 

de pe un deal,akamanhu ne priveshte amenintzator .are un party in a langa el

 

unu zice :"baietzi,am belit-o aia au akamanahu"

 

ne aruncam inspre ei . aia se sperie si dau pr . akamanhu nu era in party

 

ii rupem capu.ii infigem akamanahu in cur

 

tot maidanu este al nostru,de la orash pana la castel

 

ne regrupam pe deal. nu ne mai ataca nici pulea.incepe sa semene a picnic cu bunica .multi dau soe . ramanem o mana de nubi in c cu d grade jewels pe noi . daca vine acu un party,ne rupe. nu mai vine nimeni . 5 min pana la end siege.

 

siege over ! avem castel ! soe to castel !!!

 

moldovenii alearga urland de fericire prin castel . unii intreaba daca pot sa ia perdelele si covoarele sa le puna la ei in ch . l-i se raspunde politicos sa o suga-n cur.

se afla de eppauletes. se formeaza in graba un party pentru raid . port .sunt pe jos in 5 secunde. raidu da normale de 1 k in nubi.iar rage,QQ

se formeaza partyuri pentru recuperarea xp-ului piredut la sigi .

 

 

 

 

 

 

am fost la sigi

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy the story ( c/p de pe alt forum xD )

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In primu' rand cel care a scris n-are nici o treaba cu gramatica, in al doilea, e mult de citit, si ma gandesc ca o fi vre-o gluma d'asta de cocalar.

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