What's your best pick-up line?

[DreaM]

So forum, what's your best pickup line?

 

[i took the idea of RayWilliamJohnson for the comic question of the day and i tihnk it will be nice to have it in here im sure many of you will have some brillinat [size=5pt]retarded[/size] ideas for a pickup line]

[GrisoM]

-Hi, wanna f.uck?

-No!

-Mind lying down while I do?

[Coyote™]

[*]Do you believe in love at first sight?

[*]No

[*]Then I have to walk past once again =/

[GrisoM]

Hi, I’m an astronaut and I’m here to explore Uranus

[Gozilla]

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

[eleoC4life]

disco disco partizani re mlk lmao

[ProJecT]

2 minutes talking.

 

Guy: Hi (Put out his penis)

Veta: Hi what's your name?

Guy: George (He started to touch his penis)

Veta: My name is Veta

Guy: Nice to meet you (Still touching his penis)

Veta: What are you doing now?

Guy: I was watching TV (He play with his penis)

Veta: Hmmmmm.....

Guy: What are you doing now? (He is playing his penis harder)

Veta: I play with my vagina and I am trying to imagine you.

Guy: *clap* (Phone closed)

 

If you didn't get it, he ejaculated.

 

 

* If all these I wrote are considering as a sexual in nature or violate tell me to remove them and forgive me.

[Necrid]

 

 

* If all these I wrote are considering as a sexual in nature or violate tell me to remove them and forgive me.

 

Man believe me i want to beat you so hard.

[aasi888]

Welcome to Burger King. How can I serve you?

[OmGG]

MOMMY

[Furiosus]

Man believe me i want to beat you so hard.

+1

[ProJecT]

Man believe me i want to beat you so hard.

+1

Why all this hostility?

[Necrid]

Why all this hostility?

 

You should stop kissing asses. That's all. Stop acting like this.

[ProJecT]

Whah.. And why do you care about this? If Maxtor or a Moderator doesn't like this I will stop it. Ok?

[Necrid]

Whah.. And why do you care about this? If Maxtor or a Moderator doesn't like this I will stop it. Ok?

 

So you admit it.. nice from now i will call you an ass kisser. qq