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Κράσαρ' ο σέρβερ, μάνα μου

Βγήκαν όλα στη φόρα

βλαστήμησ' ο συντηρητής

κι οι players τάδαν όλα

 

Όμως τι φταίει ο δυστυχής

πούχε τον Gates πατέρα;

Aς βάζαν Linux σταθερό

να τρέχει νύχτα μέρα

 

 

Τώρα τ' αρχεία χάθηκαν

πάνε, τα πήρε ο διάλος

κι ας τρέχουνε προγράμματα

να δουν αν φταίει άλλος

 

 

Πάνε και τα weapon μας

τα πολυπαινεμένα

αντίο και στα npc

τα δύσκολα φτιαγμένα

 

 

Γιατί καλό ?ναι το backup

όλοι πλέον το μάθαν

κι αν τόξεραν νωρίτερα ...

όλα ώραια θα ταν

 

 

Αχός βαρύς ακούγεται,

πολύ καντίλι πέφτει

μανα μ' ο server κράσαρε

κι άλλο δεν αντέχει

 

 

Τα monitor εσβήσανε

Οι δίσκοι σταματήσαν

Ολα τα sites πέσανε

και οι gameservers κλείσαν

 

 

Μάνα ο σέρβερ κράσαρε,

και δεν το λέω για αστείο,

τον έβλεπα και έλιωνα,

στα ράφια του γραφείου.

 

 

Μάνα ο σερβερ κράσαρε

κράσαρε κι η ζωή μας,

παν' τα ωραία files μας,

πάει η δικτύωσή μας

 

 

Μανούλα μου σου το' χα πει

μην παίζουμε με την ΔΕΗ,

αν είχαμε ένα UPS,

θα ήταν όλα σαν εψές.

 

 

Σύρε admin μου αψηλέ,

Σύρε admin κιμπάρη,

Να τι δίαολο παίχτηκε

Και το pc crasharei

 

 

Κινάνε δυο τεχνικοί

Με τον admin αντάμα

Να παν' να φτιάξουν τη ζημιά

Να κάμουνε το θάμα

 

 

Η μέρα έφυγε βαριά

Στου server το κιβούρι

Μα μες στην άγρια νυχτιά

Εφάνη κελεπούρι

 

 

Ο server μανα μ' φτιάχτηκε

Ο server δεν κρασάρει

Ο sysadmin εχάρηκε

Το ίδιο και οι κουμπάροι (;;;)

 

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