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[xAddytzu]

sup guys

[yhn]

fap fap fap.

 

sup addy

[yhn]

going to bed.

cya!

[Smok3BoY]

going to bed.

cya!

alone? xexexexexe cya man 2

 

i go aion

[xAddytzu]

good night :D

[GrisoM]

I haven't quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

 

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't fee like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?"

 

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

 

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

 

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

 

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

 

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

[Smok3BoY]

no sex=hapy sides  (b_d)

You knon that girls love shoppong and i mean LOOOOOVE SHOPPING

 

As from the bed part you should hold her just to make her feal safe with all that means.

When a woman feal safe see drops to bed easier.

I have  found a trick about my grifriend when we go for sex she Always tells me i am not in i good mood  :(

 

Then i start hold her tight and we start kissing and then something happening and we have sex

for all night

 

btw i am not goig to have sex tonight dude...

(b_d)

[yhn]

[Vkouk]

i'm cooking spaghetti ;D

[yhn]

lol, good luck xD

[Devangell™]

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[yhn]

wtf dev, nice mod you have

[Vkouk]

lol, good luck xD

it's delicious :D

[Smok3BoY]

hello i just came back from School waz up?

 

m new face (b_d)

[Devangell™]

:)