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Opws  Xeroume Oloi Gia Tin Apodrasi

 

Kai Twra Oi Nees Airlines Tis Ellados Einai Konta Sas :)

 

 

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Pextate Mazi Mas Stis Pio Ftines Times ;)

 

(Teties Eikones Postarete Edw)

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paidia tin olumpiaki prp na tin agorasei o Palaiokostas telos xD

 

Den Ta Emathes ??? ??? File Exeis Mini Piso :P Tous Ekane Prosofra xD

Einai O Mellon Epixirimatias Stis Aeroporikes Eteries :P

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Ti eipe o filakas tou Palaiokosta ston Palaiokosta?

Kirio kirio hrthe to episkepti me to elikoptero! :D

 

Pia einai h agapimeni seira tou Palaiokosta?

Prison Break! :P

 

Ti marka papoutsion foraei o Palaiokostas?

SUPER PUMA! :D

 

Imba anekdota axaxa...

 

 

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Ti eipe o filakas tou Palaiokosta ston Palaiokosta?

Kirio kirio hrthe to episkepti me to elikoptero! :D

 

Pia einai h agapimeni seira tou Palaiokosta?

Prison Break! :P

 

Ti marka papoutsion foraei o Palaiokostas?

SUPER PUMA! :D

 

Imba anekdota axaxa...

 

 

 

hahahha ama exeis kialla tetoia anekdota postareta ta spane xa0x0a0x0a

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Ρωτάει ο Παλαιοκώστας τον μάγειρα του Κορυδαλλού:

- Μάγειρα τι φαΐ έχει σήμερα;

- Πατάτες μπλουμ...

- Άσε, θα φάω έξω!

 

Γιατί ο Παλαιοκώστας ανέβηκε στο ελικόπτερο με ανεμόσκαλα;

Γιατί δεν είχε ακόμη χτιστεί η άλλη με τσιμέντο

 

Μπαίνει ο φύλακας στην απομόνωση και λέει στον Παλαιοκώστα που λύνει σταυρόλεξο:

- Κύριο, κύριο, ήρθε το επισκέπτη με το ελικόπτερο!

 

Τι προβλέπει το πρώτο νομοσχέδιο του υπουργείου Δικαιοσύνης, μετά την απόδραση Παλαιοκώστα;

Ελικοδρόμιο στον Κορυδαλλό!

 

Γιατί ο Καραμανλής δεν είδε το βίντεο με την απόδραση του Παλαιοκώστα με ελικόπτερο από τις φυλακές Κορυδαλλού;

Δεν του αρέσουν τα αστυνομικά!

 

Την διεύθυνση του περιοδικού "Escape" ανέλαβε από εχθές ο πρώην καταζητούμενος, Βασίλης Παλαιοκώστας!

 

Τι SMS έστειλε ο Παλαιοκώστας στον Κώστα Καραμανλή, μετά τη απόδραση του;

Ο Παλιός είναι αλλιώς!

 

Τι είπε ο Παλαιοκώστας μετά την απόδραση;

Με λένε Παλαιοκώστα και μόλις σας τελείωσα.

 

Τι κάνει ο Παλαιοκώστας στον προαύλιο χώρο των φυλακών;

Check-in!

 

Άκουσα ότι θα παραιτηθεί ο Καραμανλής και θα αναλάβει πρωθυπουργός ο Παλαιοκώστας ,ώστε να βοηθήσει την χώρα να δραπετεύσει από το αδιέξοδο!

 

Ο επόμενος διευθυντής των φυλακών Κορυδαλλού θα έχει τουλάχιστον βαθμό αντιπτέραρχου!

 

Το ενδεχόμενο να μετατραπεί η σκοπιά της βόρειας πτέρυγας των φυλακών Κορυδαλλού σε πύργο ελέγχου, εξετάζει η κυβέρνηση!

 

 

 

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auto einai airlines 5 asterwn pio polu xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa.... Poluteleis aeroplana me ola mesa... Elate mazi mas se ena ta3idi dixos epistrofh

 

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-L2Genion

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Den Ta Emathes ??? ??? File Exeis Mini Piso :P Tous Ekane Prosofra xD

Einai O Mellon Epixirimatias Stis Aeroporikes Eteries :P

 

ee oxi xDDDD pote egine auto p eimouna ? gt dn me pirate ena tilefwno re paidia ! :D

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ee oxi xDDDD pote egine auto p eimouna ? gt dn me pirate ena tilefwno re paidia ! :D

milages me gomena...O sindromitis ine apasxolimenoc.. :O
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