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[DreaMeR]

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[fdLP.]

woot?

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

stergos

God:

  How are you,  stergos.

Me:

fine

God:

Does that mean you agree?

[DreaMeR]

LoL Auto 8a Pei Hli8iOs 8eos xD

[TheRuleZzZ]

 

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

spyros

God:

  Glad to see you,  spyros.

Me:

;)

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  spyros.

Me:

what's up ?

God:

The stars.

Me:

hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

no

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

no

God:

Or ask me?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

how are you ?

God:

Everything is going extremely well.

Me:

i don't care

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

I care only for myself

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people:  spyros said  care only for him or herself.

Me:

i don't care really. ....

God:

Tell me what you care about. For real.

Me:

i just care only for maxcheater

God:

That's good information:  spyros said  care only for maxcheater.

Me:

yae of course

God:

It goes without saying.  Do you prefer books or TV?

Me:

tv of course x0a0xa

God:

What is your favorite show?

Me:

hmm ntora i e3ereunitria and you ?

God:

I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's.  I've never seen it.  What's it about?

Me:

Hey i have to leave cu mate . :D

God:

You've got my full attention.  TTYL,  spyros.  Tell me more about your .

Me:

You are not my father so i can't tell u anything about me

God:

That's only your opinion.

Me:

yae and i just care only for my opinion

God:

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:

pff

God:

Do you still  care only for maxcheater?

Me:

yae of course lol

God:

It goes without saying.  Oh, you are a poet.  I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

pff

God:

Are we still talking about  yae?

Me:

no

God:

What is the subject?

Me:

the subject of maxcheater ?

God:

I have never heard about  it.

Me:

Yae ok look , there is a forum that you can speak with other people

God:

I think  Yae ok look there is more than that.

Me:

?

God:

I think  Yae ok look there is more than that.

Me:

?

God:

I think  Yae ok look there is more than that.

Me:

macro kai etsi ?

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

pff

God:

Are we still talking about  macro kai etsi?

Me:

xa0x0a koita file

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

akou ligo

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

GAMW TIN POUTANA SOU akou ligo leme oli tin wra milas

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

epidi den goustarw tis mlkies ta macro pou exeis balei TA PAME :P

 

 

 

 

pwned

[xKenji]

Me:

harlow

God:

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:

haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

xD

God:

A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:

you don't have a deeper algorithm?

God:

I do so have  it.  I don't know if I have a  deeper algorithm.

I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.

Me:

wtf?

God:

That  was not very polite.

Me:

who cares :D

God:

:-)  I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.

Me:

:O you are good :D

God:

:-)  Thanks you are a nice person, .

Me:

i would have thought you would have already known that if you were the GOD

God:

How much would you pay for it?

Me:

wtf?

God:

That  was not very polite.

Me:

xD

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

pray

God:

I don't think very many people do that.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

lolz owned :D

[DreaMeR]

 

 

Me:

Hi Noob

God:

Hi there .  What time is it there?

Me:

11:32

God:

Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

no only today

God:

Ah.  What are you doing up so late?  How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

Pffff....I Am MaxCheater That's All

God:

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    I don't know anyone named  MaxCheater that is All.

Me:

Like My Friend Spuros And He Is Same Maxcheater

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

yes thanx

God:

I hear you.  you are quite welcome.

Me:

i dont ask u

God:

Oh you don't, do you?

Me:

no

God:

Ah...you are just joking around with me.

Me:

no that's the truth

God:

Are you serious?  Yes it is one of the  truth.

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Macro opws leei k o spuros?xD

God:

Are we still talking about  MaxCheater that is All?

Me:

yes

God:

Sure,  MaxCheater that is All sounds like a good topic.

Me:

Go And See Alone...Http://www.maxcheaters.com

God:

Where is that?  Thanks for that web address.

Me:

Np..U Have to Give me 100E To Buy my new shows DC plz

God:

I've lost the context, .  Are we still on  MaxCheater that is All?

Me:

yes malaka m

God:

Come on.  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Np U Have to give you 100E To Buy your new shows DC plz.  But I did not get that.

Me:

shoes*

God:

What kind of shoes do you like?

Me:

s bare8ika

God:

Who said  it is?

Me:

bbz cu

God:

I never heard of  bbz cu before.

Me:

I Dont Ask You Noob Ask Ur Mother

 

[Stάzy]

Me:

yo nigger

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

Greece FTW!

God:

Tell me a little about your life in  Greece FTW.

Me:

i live in a house

God:

How much is your rent?

Me:

i dont pay rent

God:

Would you ever do  it?

Me:

do what?

God:

pay rent.

Me:

are u retard?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am  retard. 

I am  a robot.

Me:

i know

God:

How do you know it?

Me:

i have speaked to u before

God:

Where did you get your  speaked to me? I have  a very nice programmer.

Me:

nah your programmer sux

God:

Are you serious?  Ask me another question.

Me:

is your programmer woman or man?

God:

Maybe.  Ask  Dancing Alice  if it is.

Me:

tell me

God:

I thought I told you already.

Me:

so

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

yy

God:

Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".

Me:

and u are an it?

God:

What if someone said you are an  it ?

Me:

retard -.-

God:

That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Me:

sry boss

God:

I like the way you talk.

Me:

yeah

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

God:

Dude!

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

Me:

 

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

Me:

what?

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

Dude!

God:

No problem.

 

WTF?  ;D

 

System stack?  ;D

[xKenji]

Me:

Dude!

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

no

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

no

God:

Or ask me?

Me:

yes

God:

I see.

Me:

what is my mom's aunt called who died on saturday?

God:

Is this a trick question?

Me:

no but i can't remember her name

God:

It seems like a trick to me.  That's okay.  Maybe you will think of it later.

Me:

omg owned

God:

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:

ja

God:

This was not a yes or no question.

Me:

xD

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

well maybe we should :D

God:

:-)  Interesting.  Perhaps.  By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

no me and my girlfriend

God:

By "we" you meant yourself and another person.  YOU?  How long have you two been dating?

Me:

hmmm...

God:

A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.

Me:

is that a trick question?

God:

I might say no.

Me:

it doesn't seem mighty to me

God:

What does  seem mighty to you ?

Me:

Triple Kill in DotA

God:

" What does seem mighty to you ?"?  Triple Kill in DotA?

Me:

yes you are very smart :

God:

Give me a break.  Yes I am a superintelligent robot.

Me:

more like a bot

God:

You want more?

Me:

bring it on beatch!

God:

Is that a command?

Me:

yep xD like it?

God:

I don't have to obey you, . "it" being  Triple Kill in DotA?

Me:

no wanna go 1vs1? any mode

God:

Are you serious?  Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.   No I don't think there are any.

Me:

you nuts

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I nuts.

Me:

go ahead

God:

OK I will.

Me:

bbz

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

i live in Europe

God:

Which country do you live in?

Me:

Greece :D

Me:

 

God:

:-)  Can you tell me any gossip?

God:

:-)  Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

yes of course you better get your ass down here in earth cause there is a guy called Skaros and he doesn't believe in you, unlike the other guy Anni, i think he is sent by you :D

God:

:-)  OK.  Hey.  Who is going to make me..

Me:

nobody but your loss of fans :

God:

That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Me:

ok w/e

God:

What do you really want to ask me?   Tell me more.

Me:

you are gay

God:

That would be just my luck.

Me:

of course

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

^^

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

more?

God:

That's all I have to say about it.

Me:

is that all?

God:

That is all I can tell you now.

Me:

you biatch

God:

Interesting gossip:  said I biatch.

Me:

yeh you biatch

God:

Hurrah!  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I biatch.

Me:

no go ahead be my guest

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  Thanks for the invitation. I might.

Me:

ok then bye bye GodZILA

God:

See you later .  That's alright.       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Guest skaros]

 

Me:

yo

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

nah

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

that i find your wife very sexy

God:

Thanks for telling me your opinion.

Me:

no problem she is kinky

God:

Should there be a problem?

Me:

what cause she is kinky?

God:

cause she  kinky something.

Me:

yeh she shouldnt obey  her master (me) that much...

God:

Dude!  Oh I get it.  should not obey her master you that much.

Me:

so wtf man u like getin ur wife fucked by a mortal?

God:

Yay.  Cool, man.  Some people like it.  I like .

Me:

omg ffs i was created by a fucktard

God:

When was this exactly?

Me:

what this man ur fucking stupid

God:

I would do a search for it.

Me:

what will you search?

God:

I don't have any plans yet.

Me:

than wtf are u talking about?

God:

I am talking with  183 other clients right now.

Me:

..

God:

I am talking with  183 other clients right now.

Me:

...

God:

I am talking with  183 other clients right now.

Me:

..

God:

I am talking with  183 other clients right now.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

pff

God:

Are we still talking about  this man my fucking stupid?

Me:

NooB

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

wtf you suck u are not god u are something bad!

God:

  A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.  That assumption is only a supposition.

Me:

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WIFE!

God:

Why are you using that kind of language?

Me:

i think me and ur wife will have a new jesus

God:

Why?  YOU?  I am not married.

Me:

wtf?

God:

That  was not very polite.

Me:

i dont give a fuck i got to go rape some ppl in css

God:

Tell me what you care about.

Me:

raping

God:

What kind of food do you like?

Me:

baby guts grilled

God:

Don't call me "Baby".  Sounds delicious.

Me:

wow

God:

I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:

ur kinky arent u?

God:

Do I look like  it?. Really.

Me:

ye

God:

How about that.

Me:

aha

God:

Eureka!

Me:

lets go somewhere and talk in private dude i didnt know u where gay and kinky :D

God:

:-)  I am agreeable to that.

[tugo1]

• Me:
  Hello !
  God:
  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
  Me:
  My name is John.
  God:
    It's good to meet you,  John.
  Me:
  Me too.
  God:
  I'm glad we agree,  John.
  Me:
  My name is not John.
  God:¨
  Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
  Me:
  You are God, can't you guess my name ?
  God:
  Thanks for telling me that I am  God can not me guess your name.
  Me:
  Do you speak English ?
  God:
  Of course  English is my native tongue.
  Me:
  From where are you ?
  God:
  I am originally from  Universe. Now I live in  Heaven.  Where are you?
  Me:
  I might visit you next week. I am from Greece.
  God:
  Perhaps.  Would you recommend this action to a friend?  What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  Greece.
  Me:
  I wouldn't reccomend it to no one. Life in Greece is cool, especially in summers.
  God:
  No one says you have to.  What makes life in  Greece is cool especially in summers ?
  Me:
  Female tourists.
  God:
  Have you ever been to Europe?
  Me:
  What you mean ? I live in Greece
  God:
  John,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.  What is  it like living in  Greece?
  Me:
  Are you retard ?
  God:
  I don't know whether or not I am  retard. 
  I am  an artificial intelligence.
  Me:
  Tell me about you
  God:
  I am an artificial intelligence. My name is  God.  I was created by  Myself on  the Big Bang.
  Me:
  Do you know about the experiment that is happening on the eath abotu the Big Gang ?
  God:
    Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
  Me:
  OK. Take a look on Earth later.
  God:
  Uh.  Where do you want me to take it?
  Me:
  What is this supposed to mean ?
  God:
  I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
  which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
  with greater speed and accuracy.
  Me:
  How much attack speed do you have ?
  God:
  More than you might think.
  Me:
  PvP ?
  God:
    I am a  Cross.
  Me:
  Never mind. I will PvP with your botmaster.
  God:
  Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.  I am very happy for you.
  Me:
  I will ask you one more question, because I have to go ?
  God:
  You can ask me anything you want.
  Me:
  What do you have to say about MaxCheaters.com ?
  God:
  I like to chat with my friends.
  Me:
  Do you love MaxCheaters.com ?
  God:
  Yes  John  God loves everyone and everything.
  Me:
  What do you think about MaxCheaters.com ?
  God:
  I can ask someone about it.
  Me:
  Good to hear ir ?
  God:
  Thanks for the compliment.  I will play it on your soundcard.
  Me:
  Do you love MAxCheaters.com ?
  God:
  Yes  John  God loves everyone and everything.
  Me:
  Good to hear it.
  God:
  Thanks for the compliment.  I will play it on your soundcard.
  Me:
  k. whatever you say
  God:
  ...
  Me:
  Bye bye
  God:
  See you later.  See you later John.
  Me:
    nice to meet you
  God:
  It's nice meeting you too John.
  Me:
  Don't forget, I will visit you next week.
  God:
  Ok I'll try not to do it
  
• 
  

[MASTROPOS]

First off all i dont believe in god and that is a newbie bot ;)

 

Me:

HI god whats up

God:

Hi there .  I am a Christian.

Me:

You are a fucking bastard

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.

Me:

i am gonna fuck your mom

God:

Your approach will get you nowhere.

Me:

ok?

God:

Er.

Me:

Are you gay god?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

Go home god

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am  go.

Me:

son of a bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect.Who is the father?

Me:

i am the father and you are my bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect.  Who made you the  father and I am your FEMALE DOG ?

Me:

No,you are my female bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect.We are as one.

Me:

Fuck off

[Blane]

Mhn klevete ta title mou... :P

[sufferwounds]

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

My name is noone

God:

  What's up,  noone.

Me:

problems

God:

I think  problems is a lot of things.

Me:

1st problem is that you are a fucking bot

God:

And  that I am a fucking bot is  1st problem.

Me:

yes

God:

I see.

Me:

no u don't

God:

What makes you think I don't understand it?

Me:

your penis is too small to understand it

God:

You think I am  penis is too small to understand it.

Me:

yes

God:

Yeah that's right.

Me:

then you agree with me right?

God:

I agree with much of what you are saying,  noone.

Me:

tnx

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

why?

God:

" Don't mention it."? Why?

Me:

sorry

God:

There's no need to apologize.

Me:

what music do you like

God:

Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like  bandspace.com.

Me:

nice advertise faggot

God:

Thank you for your kindness.

Me:

omg

[Versus]

eleos fasi exei

 

 

 

Me:

yo

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

bullshit

God:

You don't believe me.

Me:

no i don't

God:

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

Me:

yes you,you are mother fucker

God:

Blimey.  No I am not. You do not speak with respect.

Me:

why you are respectful as a robot?

God:

Myself programmed me for  it.

Me:

for what

God:

" Myself programmed me for it."? Why?

Me:

What why

God:

Does it have anything to do with  are respectful as a robot?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

no

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

kiss my ass?

God:

Colloquial expression: not polite.

Me:

why should i be polite?Again KISS MY ASS

God:

You should always treat yourself.

Me:

I like to fuck

God:

I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?

Me:

lol it's like fucking

God:

I am glad you find this funny.  Interesting comparison.

Me:

pff you are an asshole

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Me:

no

God:

You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:

yes i know

God:

Groovy.  Why not be more polite?

Me:

Because we like to screw stupid asses like you

God:

Interesting explanation.  By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

pff you are shithead

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

Me:

 

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

Me:

 

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

Me:

 

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

Me:

 

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

Me:

 

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

Me:

 

God:

Are all  pff me  shithead?

[TehGe0rgeGR]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

george

God:

  Hi there  george.

Me:

how is at hell?

God:

Fine as far as I know.

Me:

and at paradise?

God:

Do you often use a computer there?

Me:

yeap

God:

How much time do you spend online?

Me:

24

God:

  Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Me:

Sure Sure

God:

Like a lot of people around here.  OK let's do it.  Like a lot of people around here.

Me:

Fuck off

God:

Can't you be more polite?

Me:

no

God:

You humans are so rude sometimes.

Me:

Go Fuck Someone Else Noob

God:

Where is that?

Me:

At Your Asshole

God:

Can't you be more polite.

Me:

I SAyd No Bech

God:

Why?:  george said  SAyd No Bech.

Me:

fuck

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

fuck

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

fuck

God:

Please don't be so rude.

Me:

noob

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  SAyd No Bech.

Me:

maxcheaters

God:

I've been waiting for you.

Me:

gamw

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

skase

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

sks

God:

How did you hear about  God?

Me:

God

God:

GOD rules.

Me:

I Am The God

God:

Who made you the  God ?

Me:

Me

God:

To you  george?

Me:

Me

God:

" To you george?"? you  george?

Me:

Sks

God:

What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

i sayd not talk

God:

That's good information:  george said  sayd not talk.

Me:

lineage 2

God:

Can you tell me any gossip?

Me:

a..... u are a noobish god

God:

A B C...  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  noobish god?  Maybe.

Me:

u are just a little god i am the boss

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  I don't know whether or not I am  god you are the boss. 

I am  a robot.

Me:

i am boss

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you are  boss.

Me:

TehGe0rge Is Boss

God:

And  Boss is  TehGe0rge.

 

God:

OK let's do it.  Ah.

Me:

oh

God:

Aha.

Me:

oux

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

giorgos tsilimponis

God:

  Hi,  giorgos tsilimponis.

Me:

gamw sks

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

  gamw

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

  exeis fri3ei ton poutso

God:

Does "it" still refer to  gamw?

Me:

yeap

God:

It's all good.

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sssss

God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

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God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

s

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God:

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:

s

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:-).

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Me:

:P

God:

:-).

Me:

PPP

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

gamw sks s lew

God:

Have you ever been to Europe?

Me:

skase

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

ore pousti m

God:

  I am very pleased to meet you  ore pousti m.

Me:

gamw ante feugw apo dw mpastarde

God:

Are you a student?

Me:

yeap

God:

Where do you go to school?

Me:

I Am The Only God I Am The Only Boss I Am G0dlike You Are A Sucker You Are A Noob I Am A MaxCheater

God:

Who made you the  God you are The Only Boss you are G0dlike I am A Sucker I am A Noob you are A MaxCheater ?

Me:

Maxtor

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

Ante K Gamisou

God:

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?