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-γαμωτο αργησαμε!!!!! τι να βαλω????

-βαλε ενα τζιν!

-καλα λες ας μας περιμενουν κ λιγο!!! φερνω κ ξηροκαρπια!!!

-ΠΑΝΤΕΛΟΝΙ ρε μαλακα.....ΠΑΝΤΕΛΟΝΙ!!!!!

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Γραφει η αλλη: ''λυπαμε μα εχις θαιματα ψηχωλογηκα να λισης...''

της γραφω: ''λυπαμαι μα εχεις θεματα ορθογραφικα να λυσεις''...

και εκει που περιμενω βρισιμο,μπλοκ και delete μου απανταει:''δε λεη ετση το τραγουδη ρε ασχαιτη''....

 

Τελικα δεν υπαρχει ΚΑΜΙΑ ελπιδα!

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Γραφει η αλλη: ''λυπαμε μα εχις θαιματα ψηχωλογηκα να λισης...''

της γραφω: ''λυπαμαι μα εχεις θεματα ορθογραφικα να λυσεις''...

και εκει που περιμενω βρισιμο,μπλοκ και delete μου απανταει:''δε λεη ετση το τραγουδη ρε ασχαιτη''....

 

Τελικα δεν υπαρχει ΚΑΜΙΑ ελπιδα!

 

xaxaxa

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Ένα ζευγάρι από την Ιαπωνία τσακώνεται

 

Ο άντρας λέει "Sukitaki!"

 

Η γυναίκα απαντάει "Kowanini!"

 

Ο άντρας της ξαναφωνάζει "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

 

Η γυναίκα στα γόνατα παρακαλάει "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

 

Τότε ο άντρας της λέει έξαλλος "Kina tim kouji!"

 

αυτη αντιδρα και του λεει ''nakoundinda Kina''

 

τότε αυτός την απειλει και τις λεει "sani luki"

 

Και εσύ σαν μαλάκας συνεχίζεις και διαβάζεις τις μαλακίες που γράφω λες και ξέρεις ιαπωνικά! -.-

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Ένα ζευγάρι από την Ιαπωνία τσακώνεται

 

Ο άντρας λέει "Sukitaki!"

 

Η γυναίκα απαντάει "Kowanini!"

 

Ο άντρας της ξαναφωνάζει "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

 

Η γυναίκα στα γόνατα παρακαλάει "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

 

Τότε ο άντρας της λέει έξαλλος "Kina tim kouji!"

 

αυτη αντιδρα και του λεει ''nakoundinda Kina''

 

τότε αυτός την απειλει και τις λεει "sani luki"

 

Και εσύ σαν μαλάκας συνεχίζεις και διαβάζεις τις μαλακίες που γράφω λες και ξέρεις ιαπωνικά! -.-

μαλακια....λες και αυτα που εχεις γραψει ειναι ιαπωνικα 851575_126362037548593_2135824059_n.png
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Τσακώνει ένας την κοπέλα του μαζί με έναν τύπο που είχε κατεβασμένα παντελόνια. Θυμωμένος από το θέαμα λέει...

 

- ΤΙ ΚΑΝΕΤΕ ΕΚΕΙ ΡΕ;

 

και απαντάει ο τύπος...

 

- Ήρεμα φίλε, ράπερ είμαι.

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-Αγορι: Κρυωνεις;

-Κοπελα: Ναι..

-Αγορι: (της δινει το μπουφαν που φορουσε)

-Κοριτσι: Ευχαριστω..εμ ηθελα να σου πω πως...ΣΑΓΑΠΩ!

-Αγορι: Λυπαμε αλλα εγω οχι

-Κοριτσι: (σηκωνεται και φευγει με βουρκομενα ματια...)

-Αγορι: Εε,στασου

-Κοριτσι:...

-Αγορι: Το μπουφαν μου!

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- να σε ρωτήσω ρε φίλε, μένεις εδώ στην περιοχή;

- ναι..

- ξέρεις καμία ψηλή,ξανθιά,λεπτή με πράσινα μάτια γύρω στα 20;

- όνομα;

- δε με νοιάζει,ότι να ναι..

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