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eitan ena neosulektos sto strato meta apo 5 mhnes ginetai kai g...ta coumado ekei stis idikes funameis pou eitan egine alixaptotistis o tupos o kalhteros apo olous e telika ena vradu eno koimate vlepei onoiro thn mana tou na tou leei "pedi m min pidixeis aurio apo to aeroplano den 8a anoixei to alexiptoto"

petagete o tupos apo to krevati tou xesmenos teleios xefisaei udronei paei kanei douz kai ka8ete sto krevati tou kai na mhn ton pernei o upnos

e telika thn aloi mera paei sto aeroplano ....apogoionete....ftanei sta 6000m sikonontai oloi...anavei to prasino lamnpaki kai aideeee oloi kato teleuteos o tupas paei na pidixei kai vlepei thn fatsa ths manas tou grapernete apo tin porta kai leeui ston loxia DEN PIDAWWWW

o loxia saltarismenos tou leei mpla mppla gia thn partida kalo einai mpla mpla

telika exeigi o tupos ti tou sinevei kai apofasizei o loxia na parei to diko tou ale/to

pidaei omikros vlepei to roloa 4500m....2000m 150m traveaei kai tsouf anoigei

ekei pou pefti akouei mia foni apo pano

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-gamw-thn mns

  • 2 weeks later...
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Ο Γιωρίκας και ο Κωστίκας δουλεύουν στη ΝΑΣΑ καθαρίζοντας πυραύλους.

Από τη πολύ κούρασή έχουν τρελαθεί στη δίψα και θέλουν κάτι να πιούν.

Βλέπουν ένα κουβά με ένα υγρό και κατεβάζουν ο καθένας από μισό.

Το βράδυ παίρνει τηλέφωνο ο Γιωρίκας τον Κωστίκα.

- "Βρε Κωστίκα, ξέρεις τι ήταν αυτό που ήπιαμε το μεσημέρι;"

- "Νερό, δεν ήταν βρε Γιωρίκα;"

- "Όχι Κωστίκα δεν ήταν νερό αλλά προωθητικό πυραύλων."

- "Ε! και τι έγινε δεν πάθαμε τίποτα."

- "Δεν πάθαμε τίποτα αλλά μην κλάσεις, γιατί εγώ τηλεφωνώ από Τόκιο!"

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Η δασκάλα του Τοτού τους βάζει να διαβάσουν τα ζώα της ζούγλας για το σπίτι. Λοιπόν πάει ο Τοτός στο σχολείο και δεν έχει διαβάσει τίποτα. Τον ρωτάει η δασκάλα: Τοτέ για πες μας τέσσερα ζώα της ζούγλας. Και ο Τοτός: Εεεεεεε.... Ο Πίθικος και τέσσερα λιοντάρια.

 

:P

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Ένα ζευγάρι έχει καλέσει για φαγητό μερικούς φίλους. Η ώρα πλησιάζει και ο κύριος παίρνει από την ομπρελοθήκη πέντε ομπρέλες και τις κρύβει στο ντουλάπι.

- "Τι συμβαίνει;", τον ρωτάει έκπληκτη η σύζυγος. "Φοβάσαι μήπως οι φίλοι σου, σου τις κλέψουν;"

- "Όχι, φοβάμαι μήπως τις γνωρίσουν!!!"

  • 2 weeks later...
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Ένα ζευγάρι έχει καλέσει για φαγητό μερικούς φίλους. Η ώρα πλησιάζει και ο κύριος παίρνει από την ομπρελοθήκη πέντε ομπρέλες και τις κρύβει στο ντουλάπι.

- "Τι συμβαίνει;", τον ρωτάει έκπληκτη η σύζυγος. "Φοβάσαι μήπως οι φίλοι σου, σου τις κλέψουν;"

- "Όχι, φοβάμαι μήπως τις γνωρίσουν!!!"

x0a0xa0x0 gamato :P
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Ένας Κύπριος διηγείται την ιστορία της πόλης του σ` ένα φίλο του:

- "Όταν ήμασταν μιτσιοί, επηέναμεν στην θάλασσαν για μπάνιον τσιε βλέπαμεν τσι κορούες να παίζουν ε και καυλώναμεν, χώναμεν τους βίλλους μας στην άμμον... τσιε ξεκαυλώναμεν!

Άμαν εμεγαλώσαμεν λίαν, επηέναμεν στην θάλασσαν για μπάνιο τσιε βλέπαμεν τσι κορούες να σούζουν τα βυζιά τους, εκαυλώναμεν, εχώναμεν τους βίλλους μας στην άμμον... τσιε ξεκαυλώναμεν!

Άμαν εμεγαλώσαμεν πολλάν, επηέναμεν στην θάλασσαν για μπάνιον τσιε βλέπαμεν τσι κορούες να σούζουν τσου κώλους τους, εκαυλώναμεν, εχώναμεν τους βίλλους μας στην άμμον... τσιε ξεκαυλώναμεν!

Άμαν εγινίκαμεν άντρες, επηέναμεν στην θάλασσαν για μπάνιον τσιε βλέπαμεν τσι κορούες να κάμνουν ηλιθεραπείαν, εκαυλώναμεν, εχώναμεν τους βίλλους μας στην άμμον... τσιε ξεκαυλώναμεν!

Έτσι εφκάλαμεν την πόλην μας Αμμόχωστον."

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Itan kapote enas Amerikanos p itan mesa sto leoforeio....trakarei to leoforeio k traumatizetai o Amerikanos...Etsi pernei mia megali apozimiosi apo to kratos ...... Apofasizei loipon na pigainei k na traumatizetai apo diafora leoforeia gia na pernei apozimioseis...paei loipon meta sto Parisi...ftanei i ora na perasei to leoforeio k katebazei to podi t apo to pezodromio...tou to pataei to leoforeio k pernei tin apozimiosi....apofasizei na paei ton xeimona stin Ellada....paei k perimenei to leoforeio sto Suntagma.....meta apo 4 mines ton brikan pagomeno stin stasi k dn eixe perasei akoma leoforeio xD

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Itan o kostikas kai o giorikas purosbestes! Kaigotan eans ouranoksistis kai pigan na boi8isoun! Eidan pos kaigotan o 67os orofos kai itan paidikos sta8mos! O kostikas eipe sto giorika na perimenei kato kai autos 8a tou petaei apo pano ta paidia na ta pianei, gt allios dn prolavainoun na ta swsoun! Sumfonise! Arxika tou petaei 1 amerikanaki eru8rodermo kai to pianei! Meta petaei ena eelinaki leuko kai to pianei o giorikas! Meta petaei 1 kinezaki kitrinopo kai to pianei! Afou petakse polla paidia, pianei 1 mauraki afrikanaki to petaei... to blepei o giorikas na rxetai katapano tou to padi, kanei akri kai ouuuuu bam, skaei kato san karpouzi to paidi!

-Kostikas: Kala eisai malakas, gt afises to paidi na pesei?

-Giorikas: RE eisai zwon, TO KAMENO MOU PETAKSES?

 

 

XAXAXAXAAAA!

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Itan enas agglos kai eixe paei diakopes stin JamaiCa monos...autos eixe kanei tattoo to onoma tis kopelas(wendys) tou sto pouli tou epidi tin agapuse  kai otan itan marameni fenotan to ''W'' kai to "S"...loipon eixe paei stis dimosies toualetes tis JamaiCa gia na katourisei kai vlepei dipla tou enan pu to puli tou eixe kai autounou "W" kai "S"..ton rwtaei:File kai esy Wendys Wendys??Oxi file m "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice Holidays"!! ;D ;D ;D

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;D ;D ;D Eine enas pustis kai  paei se ena GayBar me enan papagalo...mpenei mesa kai fwnazei dinata ''opios vrei ti puli ine auto tha me gamisei''...petagete enas leei ''aetos''..SWSTOS!!!  ;D ;D ;D !!!

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Htan 2 Ergates .. Kai Leei o Enas Ergatis Ston Alon..

Ergatis(1) Po File Den Vlepo Tin Wra Na Paw Spiti Na Vgalw To Vrakaki Tis Ginekas Mou..

Ergatis(2) Opa Re File Oreksoules Exoume??

Ergatis (1) Oxi Re Me Stenevei!!!

 

;D :P

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