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ο Chuck Norris πήγε μέχρι την γωνία να δει αν έρχομαι και με είδε !

 

Chuck Norris can kill a living room.

 

EPIC

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[GR]

O Chuck Norris ξερει πότε βούδας πότε Κούδας.

 

Ο Chuck Norris ξέρει που είναι ο Θανάσης του Τσιτσάνη.

 


 

Ο Χριστός , ο Τσακ , και ο Πέτρος αποφασίζουν να πάνε βόλτα κάποια στιγμή αναγκάζονται για να προχωρίσουν παρακάτω να περάσουν μια λίμνη.

Ο Χριστός και ο Τσακ χωρίς κανένα πρόβλημα πάνε με τα πόδια ο Πέτρος ... κολυμπώντας.

Αργότερα το ίδιο σκοινικό οπότε ο Πέτρος σαστισμένος ρωτάει :

Πέτρος : Ρε μαλάκες πώς στον πούτσο περνάτε πάνω από το νερό.!!!

Χριστός : Τσακ , να του πούμε για τα βραχάκια ;

Chuck Norris : Πια βραχάκια ;

[/GR]

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the part with [gr] is missing from title :(

 

Cause it's not a Greek topic

 

 

 

Chuck Norris : Πια βραχάκια ;

[/GR]

 

LOL

 

 

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After photoshop came out, the king of the retouch.

 

 

 

Before:

 

31conserva878%20IRENA.JPG

 

 

 

 

 

after:

iron-man-hit.jpg

 

 

 

 

Before:

chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After:

chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg

 

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Ο Χριστός περπάτησε στη Θάλασσα , ο Τσακ νώρις κολύμπησε στη στεριά.

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Archimedes: I found it...

Chuck Norris: You're late....

 

what's to laugh here ??? lul

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