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1-Where do raid bosses grow up?
in an Orfen-age
2-A beauty pagent finalist edition was being held in the Hiene Church and when a Dark Elf was about to be crowned Miss Lineage, the male elf janitor was spotted sweeping candy pieces on the floor and the
Announcer: You there!
Elf: Who me?
Announcer: congradulations! Your the new Miss Lineage!
Elf: Oh my God! This is the best day of my life!
3-A dwarf walks into a pub.
Kamael Barman: "So what'll it be?"
Dwarf: "You [censored]"
At this point the barman punches the dwarf in the face, the dwarf says "what did you do that for?!". The barman says "you just called me a [censored]!". The dwarf says "no no, I asked for a beer!". The barman says "oh sorry, in that case my apologies - have a beer on the house".
An orc was sat in the corner listening and he gets an idea.
He goes up to the barman and says "you [censored]"
The barman punches the orc in the face.
The orc says "what'dya do that for?". The barman says "you called me a [censored]!". The orc says "no no, I asked for a whisky and a packet of nuts".