1. I hope you get robbed and then not be able to pay the bills and become homeless !
2. I hope the cats that you love come inside your house and take a dumb at your sofa !
3. I hope you get fired by your boss !
4. I hope you download some porn and get 128313091y628376127961465tr68teui6342956 viruses !
5. I hope that your girlfriend dumps you !
6. I hope that when you go outside you step on dog shit !
7. I hope that your house gets burned with you inside it !
8. I hope that the day of your wedding your soon-to-be wife will cheat on you with your best-man !
And last but not least :
9. I hope that when you go on vacation you get robbed , get hit by a car , then a train , then get pissed by a dog , eaten by rats and then end up in a graveyard .....
:D