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GrisoM

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  1. Banned, i'll delete his replys now.
  2. Release Date: February 27, 2009 MSRP: $59.99 Exclusively on: PlayStation 3 ESRB: M for Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Strong Language Killzone 2 is only a short month away from hitting shelves, but the game will definitely be worth the wait. The single-player experience is a truly enjoyable campaign across the Helghast home world that will test your skills, particularly on the higher difficulty levels, and the game simply looks phenomenal for a console shooter. But perhaps the strongest segment of the game is the extremely deep multiplayer, which gives seven basic classes with which you can create your own customized super-soldier after performing your class-specific duties. Not only did Guerrilla achieve a milestone of deli... roc27ujMycs This game wanna makes me buy a ps3 -.-"
  3. Scorpion: Disfigured is a straight-forward first person shooter which puts the player in the shoes of special agent Scorpion. From the start of the game it doesn't take long until he meets the first resistance in form of un-dead workers, super humans and security guards. To help him deal with the threat, he gets access to several different kinds of weapons ranging from pistols, grenades to machine guns and automatic shotguns as well as to the powers of his suit. Although Scorpion can carry many weapons at once, he can only equip three at a time and has to switch around the layout in the inventory if he wants to use another one. HOMEPAGE http://www.gamershell.com/static/screenshots/19234/422338_full.jpg[/img] http://www.gamershell.com/static/screenshots/19234/422356_full.jpg[/img] [Hidden Content] [Hidden Content] [Hidden Content] [center]System requirements: OS: Windows XP Service Pack 1 or Windows Vista Processor: 2.4 GHz Intel Pentium or above or equivalent AMD Athlon RAM: 1 GB RAM (XP,) 2 GB RAM (Vista) Video Card: 100% compatible with DirectX 9.0c support shader 2.0, 256 MB Screen: with a minimum resolution of 1024 x 768 Sound Card: compatible with Directx9.0c[/center]
  4. Even if is it hidden for 1000 posts you must use the Hide tag, its for security (there's a way to watch hidden threads that doesnt have that tag)
  5. GrisoM

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    Is sex a sin? A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest's opinion. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on the Sabbath." The man thinks, "What does a priest know about sex?" So, he decides to ask a minister. The minister gives the same reply as the priest had given him. Sex is work, and therefore not permitted on the Sabbath. Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man asks, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others are convinced that sex is work?" The Rabbi replies, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it." Haha
  6. GrisoM

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I''''ve heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
  7. Second...you take over (over take) that position
  8. There are four types of sex in a marriage. 1.The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen. 2.The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom. 3.The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, ''Screw you.'' 4.The fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public. LoL
  9. I cant read the txt, what does it say? It looks pretty good any way (i didnt knew you were a metallica fan Vaz xD)
  10. Dont make replys with 1-2 words, its so hard to understand?
  11. I banned your other account for posts like this ones, try to avoid them (i'll give you 1 last chance)
  12. Check his profile next time, he only posted smilies. User banned, replys will be deleted.
  13. Spam replys deleted, re-hidden properly, Laq you forgot the [ hide ] [ /hide ] tag.
  14. Reply deleted, i'll check his other posts later.
  15. He was banned for flames. Btw next time, just ask me on msn.
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