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  1. I am sure there is somebody who have vista and playing on this server so could somebody check it? @pierre23 Could you write "HowTo" do this?
  2. $10 000 For a Kiss One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's tits." At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls. "I can't" replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away. "Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now. "I don't have ten thousand dollars!"
  3. Not for ppl under 15 ;) Laywers please do not feel offend. 10 Husbands TEN HUSBANDS A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him! "But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
  4. It depends how rules are cosntructed. If there is word 'dualbox is forbidden' then it means opening two or more L2 clients on THE SAME PC and running characters on the same server is forbidden. In that case you can run two chars on two different PC. But to be sure you have to ask directly on server forum. @kaguyakun I think it would be possible to run two clients on the same PC using VMW - you can run two OS using the same machine sharing exactly the same resources like RAM, CPU, GPU This software suite allows users to run multiple instances of x86-compatible operating systems on one PC http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VMware It is very interesting technology and could be very useful for L2 as software run on one OS is invisible for second OS!!!!
  5. I had the same issue few months ago when walker was disconnecting in 5-120 seconds ... As fas as I know the problem was with walker version as he was sending unallowed packet which usually caused disconnection. Could you try to send your char to lonly place - like mhm Dwarf Mine using your L2 client and then login via walker and check if you get DC? Second thing if possible you shoud try another OOG version. Sometimes the newest version is much more unstable than older.
  6. Good point. I will share proof in few minutes :) Jeaaaa working :D
  7. scovron you are right :D at these points it is the easiest to 'change' dancer moves :) @NotAbastard not everybody is able to change what they can see per request. I know one guy who can't change dancer direction even one time!
  8. It depeneds from personal abilities :D Maybe you have only one not divided big brain :P
  9. I found my better record: <weird a cant upload jpg even it is only 17,1KB big ... The upload folder is full. Please try a smaller file and/or contact an administrator.> 796 ft best flight 1797 ft total distance
  10. When you login - can you see Welcome Server Text, people, npc etc and then disconnect or you even dont see Welcome Server Text?
  11. You have to learn more about editing graphics files ;) @scovron nice result :) have you sucessfull used skate board?
  12. Not allowed and it is very hard to run second client on the same PC. However there were, are and will be ways to broke their security software :D It just a time
  13. @TheVortex You are right it is much easier to apply your crest but I am sure low skilled ppl will be able to use crests from "hopzone" :D. Anywya I am sure ppl will find nice crest from that side :D
  14. I know that in real dancer runs always clockwise but even you know it you some ppl will see dancer will move clockwise while others will see conterclockwise. Funny thing I am able to see that dancer moving in both directions (not at the same time of course) if I focus :DDDD Are you able to do the same?
  15. I agree there are many factor to consider but it is true that Linux need much less system resources to do the same job than Windows. General games under Linux should working faster (but of course we are living in Real World and it is not always truth xD)
  16. A man with anger control problem turns up for his first visit at psychologist's. - So tell me what brings you here, Jack. - I've got a fucking problem, I-... - So why didn't you go to the sexologist instead? ******************** Wife and husband were sitting at a table at high school reunion, and he kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. Wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," he sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My Goodness!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
  17. I found amazing site: The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise? http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,22492511-5005375,00.html For me dancer was turing in both sides!!!
  18. more crest from popular l2 server list: http://l2.hopzone.net/lineage2-tools.html
  19. I cant agree with you as I used Linux to play EnemyTerritory and I got few % better results than using Win OS. Of course you can say performance depends from graphics drivers. It is partially true because using different driver versions you can get different results but even with the fastest drivers I got better performance under Linux than Windows. Regarding to L2 under linux thank you for information about Gameguard. It is very useful. Cheers
  20. Maybe this is a official rule but ... why my friend have 62 lvl and droped only 11!!! bones and 2 CBP!??? He did not get any special amount of ANY mats. For me and him it is not normal... I agree drop x3 and amount x5 should give x15 but it is not working on this server....
  21. Hehehe of course you can always try... Do you still has a problem with connecting to Abyss?
  22. Hehe thx EkoIce. I am sure making smile on others face will be good for everyone :DDDDD
  23. Nice results :D keep trying. Skate board - you have to get skate board and then try to fly parallel to ground. You need be very close - like airplane landing - it is exactly the same. It is tricky but in some occasion it is very useful to make some extra ft/meters
  24. Have you ever tried to play this flash game: http://www.coolflashgames.fr/Action/Flight-Of-The-Hamsters,318.html My personal record is 734 in one flight 1754 in 5 flights I wonder of your records
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