TRANSLATION:
WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES DELETED MY WELL-WRITTEN POST ABOUT GIANT CLITORISES? YOU WILL BE BURNED AT THE STAKE WITH MY SEMEN USED AS THE FLAMMABLE SUBSTANCE.
IT TOOK ME 45 MINUTES OF MY LIFE TO WRITE THIS MAGNIFICENT POST AND I WAS PLANNING TO PUBLISH IT ON A FRIEND'S NEWSPAPER, BUT YOU FAGGOTS DELETED IT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED. THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE DESTRUCTION OF THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA.
YOU ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING PIECES OF HUMAN WASTE, I HOPE DEVON SACRIFICES YOU TO SATAN AFTER HE SEVERS YOUR TOES FROM YOUR FOOT.
P.S. No offense, just my opinion.