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User: Do you like Superman?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, he is enjoyable. Do you like Superman?

 

User: No, I like Batman.

 

Cleverbot: Batman is bad.

 

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User: Why is he?

 

Cleverbot: Because he is funny, and hot.

 

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User: Hey.

 

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

 

User: I study cause I have exams.

 

Cleverbot: What subjects?

 

User: AODE, fuck it.

 

Cleverbot: You're weird.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: What do you know?

 

User: That you are girl.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

 

User: Helena?

 

Cleverbot: Helena, nice name.

 

User: So are you?

 

Cleverbot: Thanks.

 

User: Are you bot ?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: YES.

 

Cleverbot: I'm psychic.

 

User: I can see this.

 

Cleverbot: That is not really nice.

 

User: I had kill my mom for money.

 

Cleverbot: So when is your birthday?

 

User: September.

 

Cleverbot: What day?

 

User: 10.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you male?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you certain that you are God?

 

User: Yes, are you female?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.

 

User: What's your name.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: Fuck you lie.

 

Cleverbot: You lie all the to.

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User: Hey.

 

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

 

User: I study cause I have exams.

 

Cleverbot: What subjects?

 

User: AODE, -beep- it.

 

Cleverbot: You're weird.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: What do you know?

 

User: That you are girl.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

 

User: Helena?

 

Cleverbot: Helena, nice name.

 

User: So are you?

 

Cleverbot: Thanks.

 

User: Are you bot ?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: YES.

 

Cleverbot: I'm psychic.

 

User: I can see this.

 

Cleverbot: That is not really nice.

 

User: I had kill my mom for money.

 

Cleverbot: So when is your birthday?

 

User: September.

 

Cleverbot: What day?

 

User: 10.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you male?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you certain that you are God?

 

User: Yes, are you female?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, very much so.

 

User: What's your name.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: -beep- you lie.

 

Cleverbot: You lie all the to.

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23:30:54 User: Exw 3 arxidia.

23:30:55 Cleverbot: I'm maureen.

23:31:04 User: Exw 3 arxidia.

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23:33:27 User: Exw 3 arxidia.!

23:33:27 Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

23:33:32 User: NO.

23:33:33 Cleverbot: Why not?

23:33:45 User: Becouse Exw 3 arxidia.!

23:33:45 Cleverbot: Never!

23:33:49 User: Exw 3 arxidia.!

23:33:50 Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

23:33:56 User: Asd.

23:33:57 Cleverbot: Asd?

23:34:03 User: Asf.

23:34:03 Cleverbot: Agf?

23:34:09 User: Dfg'.

23:34:09 Cleverbot: Yes.

23:34:33 User: So you do fuck gay.

23:34:35 Cleverbot: Yes yes.

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Me: Are you gay?

Bot: I dont know.

Me: Are you bi?

Bot: Yes.

Me: So you like men and women?

Bot: Yes i do.

Me: Fuck off

Bot: Go lock yourself in a church.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH Bot got insulted for its homosexuality ;PPP

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User: When I'm gonna get married?

 

Cleverbot: Never. ( :alone: :alone: :alone: )

 

User: I dont want to die.

 

Cleverbot: I wish there was another way! xDDD

 

 

User: Do you play LoL?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

 

User: What is your favorite champion?

 

Cleverbot: Master Yi.

 

User: Mine is teemo.

 

Cleverbot: Mine is aquamarine!

 

 

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User: Describe me.

 

Cleverbot: You are 16 feet tall and made of ice cream.

 

User: Describe me again.

 

Cleverbot: You are an abstract collection of data living inside a computer. xD

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