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Okay, i tried to translate this from romanian, lets see what you get..

 

The Month in wich i get borned:

 

1.i shooted

2.i ate

3.i hit

4.i sang

5.i fell in love with

6.i killed

7.i gave my number to

8.i made him/her striptease

9.i drowned

10.i suported

11.i kissed

12.i made sex

 

 

the day:

 

1. a beggar

2. your housekeeper

3. one banana

4. a fork

5. a monkey

6. a gangster

7. a ninja

8. a ipod

9. my friend

10. a goat

11. my dog

12. my dad

13. pc

14. physics teacher

15. my neighbor

16. i

17. a juice

18. a lama

19. a pickle

20. stuffed animal

21. permanent marker

22. a cop

23. candy package

24. baseball bat

25. my psychotherapist

26. my socks

27. a trib member

28. a fotbal player

29. a dvd player

30. my cellphone

31. a paperclip

 

 

blouse or what the heck you wear, shirt, t-shirt etc

 

white - because i was doped

black because i was drunk

pink - because i'm gay

red - because the voices from my head said

blue - because i cant control myself

mauve - because i hate myself

gray - because that's what i do

yellow - because someone offered me 1.000.000 euros

orange - because i hate my familiy

other - because i'm sexy and i know what i want

 

 

 

 

What i got: I gave my number to a permanent maker because i can't control myself ;D

 

 

lets see waht you get :D

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