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So, I was minding my own business yesterday playing some counter strike and shit and suddenly I really wanted to go for #2.

My crap was as hard as stone and they wouldn't come out, so I did what I always do in that situation and drank coffee, only this time I drank 2 times more coffee than usual.

 

It was great... after 17 minutes I was pooping like a happy person enjoying the release of the extra weight my body had accumulated.

But! There were some side effects.

 

I went out that night to a friend of mine which happens to be a girl to have some fun. I started noticing dull chest pain and unusual heart beating. I ignored it since I thought it would go away. But the pain lasted for hours and my heart was still racing. I really got scared and got some sort of panic attack that seemed to me that it was a heart attack! We rushed to the emergency room to get me checked out.

 

The doctors told me that I'm okay and that coffee can cause those side effects especially if you already have a high pressure (which happens that I ALSO have high pressure).

They explained that since I had a mild bronchitis (the illness that makes you cough like a motherfυcker to the point you spit blood) and I already had a mild chest pain cause of the illness and with excessive coughing + coffee it aggravated them.

 

Yesterday was a day like hell! I felt like I was dying!!!

So remember kids. DoN't DrInK FυCkInG CoFfEe !!!

 

 

 

 

 

I Agree 100%

b]DoN't DrInK FυCkInG CoFfEe[/b]!!!

It's Stupid...! (AND NOT ONLY)

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