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freya ? cumparal nu fi but :))

 

Buna Dimineata! Acum mi-am dat seama ca era vorba despre quest , nu despre joc.

 

Cand te poate ajuta o femeie sa devii milionar ?

 

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Sotul vine acasa din delegatie si sotia are trei barbati in casa. Nu stie unde sa-i piteasca asa ca ii baga repede in trei saci si ii pune pe balcon. Sotul vrea sa-si aprinda o tigara si vede sacii astia si intreaba:

- Ce e cu sacii astia?

- A fost mama ta in vizita si ne-a adus cate ceva...

Sotul da un picior la primul sac si dinauntru se aude:

- Kvik, kvik, kvik!

Sotul zice:

- A, un purcelus...e bine!

Da un picior la al doilea sac si aude:

- MUU,MUUUUUU

- A, un vitelus...

Da un picior la al treilea sac si nimic. Mai da inca un picior si mai tare si nimic. Ia o lopata si incepe sa dea in sac cu ea.

Deodata sacul se deschide si iese un tip revoltat rau:

- IN PLM, DACA TAC...INSEAMNA CA TI-A ADUS MATA CARTOFI!

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gugalu asta ...

nop, la aia cu elefantu mam uitat dar nam postat :P

de acolo am tras si logica pt asta

 

 

@bancu de sus :))) am ras ca un bleg acu 3 sec si ina mai rad, da ca un destept :))

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Doi soti fac 50 de ani de casatorie si se duc sa serbeze la hotelul unde si-au petrecut luna de miere. Ajunsi acolo povestesc ocazia si sunt tratati regeste cu sampanie si caviar din partea hotelului. Dimineata cei doi se trezesc la care ea incepe sa-si sufle nasul pe asternut. El uimit o ia la rost cum poate sa faca asa ceva dupa ce au fost tinuti in puf de hotel. Ea :

- Auzi barbate, acum 50 de ani te-ai taiat la deget ca sa-mi salvezi onoarea, azi e randul meu.......

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Cineva suna la usa, iar barbatul deschide... Moartea, in fata lui, ii spune:

- Am venit dupa viata ta!

Barbatul o striga pe nevasta-sa:

- Viata mea, pe tine te cauta!

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Cineva suna la usa, iar barbatul deschide... Moartea, in fata lui, ii spune:

- Am venit dupa viata ta!

Barbatul o striga pe nevasta-sa:

- Viata mea, pe tine te cauta!

gen asta mai era cea cu....    ionica: tati tati eu de la cine am mostenit inteligenta ? tasu: de la mata ca eu inca o mai am pe a mea.

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