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  1. 1. Cand ia Nervos permisul?

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N-ai suxces cu recrutarile aici ...

nam nev de el decat pt un proiect. el mia codat cv eu iam dat banii si gata :P

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hai sa mai inveselim putin spamu romanesc..

 

 

 

Fraza corespunzatoare lunii de nastere:

Ianuarie - M-am dat la

Februarie - Am sarit peste

Martie - M-a(m-au) stropit

Aprilie - M-a(m-au) batut

Mai - Am facut spam cu(ca)

Iunie - M-a(m-au) fugarit

Iulie - Am urlat la

August - Am jucat barbut cu(ca)

Septembrie - M-am impiedicat de

Octombrie - Am sa bat pe

Noiembrie - Vreau sa merg la

Decembrie - O sa beau cu

 

Fraza corespunzatoare zilei de nastere:

01 - cocalar(i)

02 - gagica(i)

03 - panarama(e)

04 - Basescu

05 - Mircea solcan

06 - Naomi

07 - Guta

08 - Rahat

09 - James bond

10 - Dinamovist(i)

11 - dobitioc(i)

12 - manelisti(i)

13 - houseri(i)

14 - Stelist(i)

15 - Rapidist(i)

16 - toti moderatorii

17 - fete (le)

18 - o gramada de rahat

19 - baieti(i)

20 - toti userii

21 - un muc

22 - rockeri(i)

23 - posturi

24 - rapperi(i)

25 - Rocky

26 - administrator (ii)

27 - parinti (i)

28 - Fani TH

29 - fani Evanescence

30 - Gustav

31 - userii de pe acest forum

 

 

Fraza corespunzatoare primei litere a nick-ului vostru:

a - pentru bani.

b - cu pretentii.

c - pentru multe post-uri.

d - pentru acadele.

e - de bucurie.

f - ca sa ajung moderator.

g - cu(de) scarba.

h - de foame.

i - ca sunt prost.

j - cu mare tristete.

k - de cracanat.

l - cu grija.

m - de frica

n - si apoi ma arunc in Dunare.

o - de jale.

p - de tampit.

q - cu mana pe burta.

r - cu balele curgande.

s - si o sa ma arunc in cap.

t - si-mi dau foc.

u - din cauza taHappy

v - de constipat.

w - in viteza.

x - ca sa nu-mi dea suspend.

y - cu mare tristete.

z - pentru ca locuiesc in Motru.

 

 

 

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Un ardelean mergea cu bicicleta si vroia sa treaca granita in Republica Moldova. In spate are doi saci mari. Il opreste vamesul si-i spune:

- Ia stai, ba! Ce ai in saci?

- Nisip, bre.

- Mai vedem noi!

Vamesul ii taie sacii si... ce sa vezi... nisip. Totusi il tine pe om peste noapte si trimite nisipul la laborator. Rezultatul: nimic altceva decat nisip.

Biciclistul este lasat liber si i se dau alti saci noi cu nisip. Peste doua zile, ardeleanul se intoarce pe bicicleta cu alti doi saci pe spate. Vamesul iar il opreste, cauta in saci... si ce gaseste? Ati ghicit: nisip.

Povestea se repeta pana cand, intr-o zi, vamesul se intalneste cu el intr-o carciuma din Iasi si il intreaba:

- Bre, io stiu ca tu faci contrabanda cu ceva, da nu stiu cu ce, si nu mai pot sa dorm noaptea ca tot la asta ma gandesc. Ia zi, ca nu spun la nimeni, cu ce faci ma contrabanda?

Ardeleanul, dupa ce mai bea putin din tuica, raspunde sec:

- Cu biciclete.

Posted

o stiam...

 

un tip plictisit intrun bar pune ochii pe o tipa,

dupa inca 2 pahare isi face curaj si se duce la ea.

comunica ei cat comunica si pana la urma ii spune in fata,

-Sti... am o camera sus, nu vrei sa urci si....

-Tare mult mias dori dar am o problema,

-Spune poate o putem rezolva....

-Pai vezi, eu cand fac sex imi pute pizda.....

-A... pai atunci nui nici o problema, am avut un accident si acum nu mai am miros....

-WoW !!! atunci esti barbatul ideal pentru mine

Si urca amandoi sus, facand sex pervers.... 1 ora... 2 ... 3 ...

dupa care el se ridica brusc din pat si iese pe balcon....

-Sa numi spui ca tia revenit mirosu.....

-Mai... nu... de mirosit nu miros nimic.... Dar asa ma ustura ochii.....

Posted

Se intalnesc 3 oameni in piata, la masa, la o bere.

 

Ghita zice: ba tu pe ce strada stai?

Ion: Pe Ion Luca Caragiale

Ghita: da cum pizda lu mata stai ep 3 strazi deodata?

Vasile: ba Ghita tu esti prost? nu iti dai seama ca sta omu intr-o intersectie?

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