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**xAddytzu .: "FAIL`ARI"

**xAddytzu .: DAMI inore,,,

**xAddytzu .: DAMI inore,,,

Posted

Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti... Fără nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandește unul:

 

- Hai sa ne despartim si sa cersim, iar la sfarsitul zilei ne intalnim sa vedem cat a strâns fiecare... Zis si facut! Se despart ei, pleaca fiecare unde crede de cuviinta si pe înserat se intalnesc dupa cum au stabilit.

-Tu cat ai stran...s?

-10 lei...

-Si cum ai facut?

-Am fost într-un parc si am scris pe un carton: NU AM SERVICI, AM 3 COPII DE CRESCUT, VA ROG SA MA AJUTATI!

Dar tu cat ai strans?

-7.658 de lei -Iooy!!!

Dar cum ai facut?

-Am scris pe un carton: IMI LIPSESTE 1 LEU SA MA INTORC ÎN UNGARIA

 

 

plictiseala si ma gandeam ca fac si yo cv cu un banc :D

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Hai să vă zic şi eu unu

 

Un bătrânel cu situaţie financiara destul de slabă s-a dus să se intereseze de un sicriu, că nu mai era mult şi venea timpul lui. Odata ajuns la funerarie îl intreabă pe funerar cât costă un sicriu...

- La ce preţ este acesta ?

- 26 milioane

- Cum Domnule că în drum am văzut la un alt magazin cu 5 milioane

- Păăăăăi, Domnulee... ala e sicriu ?? Dai de două ori din coate şi ieşi din el

:D

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Bula si Strula in padure. Fuge ursul dupa Bula(pe care-l vede mai apetisant). Si Bula se hotaraste sa fuga in jurul unu copac ca sa-l ameteasca.

Ursul il ajunge din urma si Strula tipa:

− Vezi ca te ajunge!

Bula raspunde:

− Nu-ti fa griji sunt cu o tura in fata lui!               

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copilul catre tata:

- Taticule, eu de la cine am luat inteligenta?

- De la maica-ta, ca eu inca o mai am pe a mea!

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