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Posted

Greek:

 

 

 

Epidi vare8ika tin monotonia as poume k merika anekdota ;)

 

 

 

Poia einai i teleftaia lexi enos warrior?:"MOU TELEIWSAN TA SOULSHOTS!"

 

 

 

Poia einai i teleftaia lexi enos dwarf?:"WTS SOULSHOT D,C,B PM ME"

 

 

 

Klasiki erwtisi mazoxa:"PvP?"

 

 

 

Leei to ena Dwarf sto allo:"Egw eimai pio psilos apo sena"

 

 

 

Kamenos pros clan leader:"Vale me stin clan kai se 2 meres 8a se exw ftasei!"

 

 

 

An exei kaneis kanena anekdoto mporei na to pros8esei edw :)

 

 

 

Elpizw na sas aresan :)

 

 

 

English:

 

 

 

Because i'm soooo bored i want to say some jokes ;)

 

 

 

What is the last word of a warrior:"I'm out of SOULSHOTS!"

 

 

 

What is the last word of a Dwarf:"WTS SOULSHOT D,C,B PM ME!"

 

 

 

A Dwarf to an another Dwarf:"I'm taller than u"

 

 

 

A classic question by a masohist:"PvP?"

 

 

 

I don't know so good english and i can't explain the word "kamenos" in english:)(SORRY(_/\_))

 

 

 

If anyone know another "joke" add it here ;)

 

 

 

I hope u like them :)

Posted
LoL but you need spoiler to for exemple:

 

Player :WTB Mitril Ore

 

Spoiler : WTS M ore 15k each pm me

 

 

 

Or you have the same exemple for the buffs xD dances ...

 

That is funny =) .

 

huh?

 

lol sry but i don't think it's so funny :/

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted

na ena kalo pou exo akousei edo kai kairo.

 

 

 

ti eipes o xristos ston lazaro otan pige ekso apo ton tafo tou???

 

ee man thes rez???

 

kai otan o lazaros anastithike ti tou eipe???

 

eee fialaraki mipos exeis ena soe??? :D :D :D

 

 

 

here is a good one

 

what jesus said when he went at the Lazarus tomb???

 

hey man do you need rez???

 

and what lazarus said when jesus rez him???

 

hey pal do you have soe???

Posted

Pos legete to party me 2 BladeDancer kai 3 SwordSingers?

 

 

 

3 laloun kai 2 xoreuoun...

 

 

 

my english are really bad so i can not explain it :(

 

im deaply sorry :cry:

Posted
Pos legete to party me 2 BladeDancer kai 3 SwordSingers?

 

 

 

3 laloun kai 2 xoreuoun...

 

 

 

my english are really bad so i can not explain it :(

 

im deaply sorry :cry:

 

How a party can be named if its made by 3 SwordSingers and 2 Bladedancers?

 

 

 

3 Are singing and 2 are dancing

 

(it make no sense but its a Greek phrase its used when someone or a situation is like: offtopic ...or lost in space ..)

 

my english are bad too (i think) but i tryed to explain it..:P

Posted
Pos legete to party me 2 BladeDancer kai 3 SwordSingers?

 

 

 

3 laloun kai 2 xoreuoun...

 

 

 

my english are really bad so i can not explain it :(

 

im deaply sorry :cry:

 

How a party can be named if its made by 3 SwordSingers and 2 Bladedancers?

 

 

 

3 Are singing and 2 are dancing

 

(it make no sense but its a Greek phrase its used when someone or a situation is like: offtopic ...or lost in space ..)

 

my english are bad too (i think) but i tryed to explain it..:P

 

 

 

thnx simpson

Posted

This is an announe in giran:

 

Player 1 : !WTB SOD

 

Player 2 pm the 1st player and say :

 

How much you pay

 

The 1st answered 5kk

 

The 2nd say WTF for a bast B grad.

 

 

 

I see this situation in a server one was talking about sword of delusion,another one sword of damacus xD .

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