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Χύσι ἀέρινο πηχτό, τὸ φέρετρό της κλύζει

στάζει ἐπὶ τοῦ ξύλου, καὶ φλόκια ντὴ ταΐζει

 

Τἄντερά της τὰ χυσεύρετα, τὰ βρήκαν οἱ τελχίνες

τὰ γάμησαν συσπώμενα, καὶ χύσανε τοξίνες

 

Μύγιες, Ἄλιεν καὶ Σπίσεις, τῆς χύσανε τὴ ζμπλῆνα

καὶ γαμημένα βοθροπόντικα, τὴ γλείφουν σὰ πραλίνα

 

Στὸ μαῦρο της μουνί, μαῦρα καυλιὰ εἶχαν σπάση

τὰ γένναγε ὥς αὐγά, σοῦ λέω τρελλὴ φάσι

 

Τὴν εἶχα δῆ ἐγῶ, νὰ γουστάρη ἐν ᾧ κλαίη

καὶ ρούφαγε γοερά, τὰ πελώριά τους πέη

 

Τὴν εἶχα γκόμενα καιρό, τὴν χαράκωνα τὸ βράδυ

μὰ τῶρα ντὴν μαχαίρωσα, τὴν ἔστειλα στὸν Ἅδη

 

Τὸ πτῶμα της τὸ ἔκρυψα, τὸ δένω στὸ ἀμάξι

τὴ γκάμησα τὴ ζγκόντωζα, τὴν ἔκανα νὰ κλάψη

 

Τὴν θώρησα εἰς τὸ κλαμπ, τὸ κωλί της νὰ κουνᾶ

τὴν κύτταζαν οἱ ἀράπηδες, καὶ κράζαν Μαροκjανὰ

 

Μὲ σθένος μπῆκα μέσα, καὶ στὸ χέρι μου λοστὸ

τῆς πῆρα γλειφομούνι, πρὶν τὸ βιασμὸ

 

Μὲ κόζαρε ἕνας ράππερ, «οὕγκα, οὕγκα» μ’ ἀπεκρίθη

καὶ τοῦ στράγγισα τὸ ἧπαρ, σὰν νά ‘νταν κολοκύθι

 

Τὸ στιλέτο μου τὸ πράσινο, στὸ πουκάμισο τὸ κρύβω

μὰ κάθε τόσο τὸ τραβῶ, καὶ σὲ γκαρδιὲς τὸ μπήγω

 

Σφάξε καὶ ‘σὺ τὴ γκόμενά σου, σοῦ λέω θὰ σ’ ἀρέση

νὰ κλαίη νὰ παρακαλᾶ, στὰ πόδια σου νὰ πέση

 

Σὰν τὸν Νέρωνα τὸν μάγκα, γκάστρωσέ τες σὰν σκυλιὰ

σύρ’ τες ἀπ’ τὴ κώμη, καὶ κλώτσησέ τους τὴ κοιλιὰ

 

Τὰ χύσκια ἀπ’ τὰ μάτια της, τἄδειασα σ’ ἕνα μπῶλ

καὶ στοὺς ἀράπηδες ποὺ κόζαραν, οὔρλιαξα «Jawoll

 

Τὴ γκόμενά μου ἐγῶ, στὸ κεφάλι μου πορφύρα

ἀπ’ τὸ κρανίο της τὴν ἔφτιαξα, κι ὕστερα ἤπια μπύρα

 

Eprepe na kano kainourgio email pali... To onomasa "XusiAsproKaiPaxu@outlook.com"...

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τι είναι αυτό?  :you serious?:

I eksodios akolouthia tis aderfis sou... Akoma xoropidao pano ap' ti xestra na strimokso mesa ta miriaia tis osta...

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Ontos, exo euru leksiflokio... An to ekdoso me etumologies kai tetoia tha travao malakies me eura... As poume:

 

Xusotrapezoma = To poluteles geuma pou diakrinetai ap' to aspro tou xroma kai tis polles kanates tou...

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Exo auto:

 

 

Ψωλάντερο = Τὸ κωλάντερο ποὺ σφυροκοπήθη ἀνηλεῶς ἁπὸ ψωλὲς σὲ μικρὴ ἡλικία, μὲ ἀποτέλεσμα ὡρισμένα ὑπολείμματα πουτσοκεφάλων καὶ ψωλοσκούφων νᾶχουν συγχωνευτεῖ μέσα στοὺς ἱστούς του, οἱ ὁποῖοι πέρασαν ἁπὸ πάνω τους καθῶς ἀκόμη ἀναπτύσσονταν ἑνῶ οἱ ψωλὲς εὑρίσκοντο ἀκόμα μέσα στὸ κῶλο τοῦ ἀντικειμένου.

Πιποσώληνο = Ὁ οσοφάγος στὴ καθαρεύουσα.

Μουνόσκυλο = Διασταύρωσι πουτάνας καὶ σκύλου. Τὸ ἀποτέλεσμα αὑτὸ ἐπιτυγχάνεται α) ὅταν ἡ πουτάνα, ἐν εἴδει ἀστείρευτης ψωλολαγνείας, ἐπιδιδόταν σὲ συνεχόμενα γαμήσια μὲ σκύλους, οἱ ὁποῖοι καὶ τὴν κατέστησαν ἔγκυο καθῶς ἡ ποσότητα τῶν σπερμάτων τους μέσα της ἧταν τόσο μεγάλη ποὺ ἐκτάθηκε στὴ μήτρα, καὶ β) ὅταν μέσω πειράματος ἡ πουτάνα συγχωνεύεται μὲ τὸ γαμώσκυλο μέσα στὴν ἱδία ὁντότητα καὶ ἀφομοιώνει τὰ γονίδιά του, μὲ ἀποτέλεσμα τὸ DNA της νὰ ἐξελίσσεται ἀναλόγως. Τὸ μουνόσκυλο ἔχει κατ' ἐξοχὴν καφὲ χρῶμα, στέκεται καμπουριαστὰ στὰ δύο πόδια, τοῦ κρέμονται σάλπιγγες ἁπ' τοὺς κροτάφους ἀντὶ γιὰ ἀφτιά, ἔχει μία οὑρήθρα ἀντὶ γιὰ μύτη, καὶ ἀντὶ γιὰ μουσούδα δύο μουνόχειλα ἁπ' τὰ ὁποῖα παράγονται παραμορφωμένοι ἥχοι, ἑνῶ ἕνα τρίτο κρεμάμενο μουνόχειλο ἀντικαθιστᾶ τὴν γλώσσα του.

Πουστογέννημα = Τὸ μωρὸ ποὺ ἀναπτύσσεται μέσα στὸ κῶλο ἑνὸς ἀρσενικοῦ ἀντικειμένου. Τὸ ἐν λόγω ἀντικείμενο παρουσιάζει πρήξιμο τῆς σπονδυλικῆς στήλης ἀντὶ τῆς κοιλιᾶς, καὶ τὸ παιδὶ σκάει μύτη μὲ τὸ γονίδιο τοῦ πουστόπουστα.

Πουστόπουστας = Τὸ ἀρσενικὸ ἀντικείμενο ποὺ παρουσιάζει ἀξιωσημείωτη πουστιά, μὴ συγκρινόμενη μὲ τὴν τυπική. Τὰ χαρακτηριστικά της εἷναι ἡ τυφλὴ ἐπιθυμία γιὰ ἅλλο ἀρσενικὸ παντῶς φυλῆς ἣ εἵδους (συμπεριλαμβανομένων τῶν γαμώζωων).

Ἀρχιδοκουδουνίστρα = Ἡ ὕπαρξι ὑπολειμμάτων ἀρχιδόμπαλων μέσα στὸν ἐγκέφαλο, μὲ τὸν λαιμὸ τοῦ ἀντικειμένου νὰ ἀντικαθιστᾶ τὸν ἄξωνα τῆς κουδουνίστρας. Τὰ ἐν λόγω ἀρχίδια, ἑὰν ἀναπτυχθοῦν, κουδουνίζουν ἐκτενῶς ντὸς τοῦ κεφαλιοῦ, προκαλῶντας στὸ ἀντικείμενο πονοκέφαλο καὶ ἡμικρανίες.

Καρκινόμαζα = Ἡ σκληρὴ μάζα ἀπροσδιορίστου μεγέθους καὶ σχήματος ποὺ ἐδημιουργήθη ἁπ' τὴν ὕπαρξι πολλαπλῶν καρκίνων, κυρίως στὸ κωλάντερο, στὴ μήτρα, στὰ νεφρὰ καὶ στὸ στομάχι.

Χυσοπήχτρα = Τὸ μηχάνημα ποὺ πήζει τὰ χύσκια μὲ σκοπὸ τὴν δημιουργία τοῦ θρεπτικοῦ χυσοχυμοῦ μετὰ τὸ ἄρμεγμα.

Χυσοπολτός = Ἡ πουτάνα ποὺ ὁργώθηκε μὲ κομπρεσὲρ μετὰ ἁπ' τὴ παρτούζα.

Χυσόσπογγος = Τὸ ἀντικείμενο ποὺ ἀφομοιώνει μὲ περισσὴ μανία ἑντὸς τῶν κυττάρων του τὰ χύσκια ποὺ δέχεται.

Ἀπορροφητῆρας = Ἐν ἀντιθέσει μὲ τὸν χυσόσπογγο, ὁ ἀπορροφητῆρας ρουφάει τὰ χύσκια ἁπ' τὸ κῶλο, τὸ μουνὶ ἢ τὸ στόμα καὶ τὰ ἀποβαλλει ἁπὸ τὴν τρύπα τῆς ἄλλης ἄκρης του, συμπεριλαμβανομένου τοῦ ἀφαλοῦ, ὥστε νὰ ἦναι ξανὰ εἱς θέσιν νὰ λάβη περισσώτερα.

Ἱριδόσπερμα = Σὲ περίπτωσι ποὺ τὰ χύσκια δὲν βρίσκουν ἐλεύθερο χῶρο μέσα στὰ ἥδη χυμένα ἐγκεφάλια τοῦ πειράματος, ἐπομένως στάζουν ἁπ' τὶς ματότρυπες, μὲ ἀποτέλεσμα νὰ μοιάζουν μὲ λιωμένες σταγόνες τοῦ σκληροῦ χιτῶνος.

ΔΙΕΥΚΡΙΝΙΣΙΣ - "Θὰ σὲ ξεκοιλιάσω στὸ γαμῆσι" σημαίνει "Θὰ σὲ ξεκοιλιάσω ἑνῶ σὲ γαμάω," ὄχι ὅτι θὰ φτάσουν τὰ ψωλόχια μου στὴ κοιλιά σου, κατάλαβες, ρε θηλυκὸ γαμώσπερμα ξοφλημένης πουτάνας; Ε;

Σούβλα = Ἡ ὑπεράνθρωπη ψωλή μου.

ΓΚΤΗΝΟΤΡΟΦΙΚΟ μαχαίρι = Αὑτὸ μὲ τὸ ὁποῖο ταΐζουμε τὰ κωλάντερα τῶν γαμώζωων. Γνωστὸ καὶ ὥς "ΓΚΤΗΝΟΒΑΤΙΚΟ".

Tabon - Ἐξαγωνικὰ shuriken =  Ὁ μοντέρνος ἀντικαταστάτης τοῦ "Ἀχλαδιοῦ", τουτέστιν, τὸ μηχάνημα ποὺ ἔμπηγαν στὰ μουνιὰ τῶν μοιχαλίδων κατὰ τὸν μεσαίωνα, ὅπου καὶ ἄνηγε πετάγοντας τὶς μήτρες καὶ τὶς σάλπιγγές τους ἁπὸ 'δῶ καὶ ἁπὸ 'κεῖ. Ἡ μοντέρνα αὑτὴ παραλλαγὴ τοῦ ἐν λόγω μηχανήματος ἔχει κοφτερὲς ἐγκωπὲς πάνω του, σὰν τὰ ἀστέρια τῶν νίντζα (ἑκείνων τῶν ξεκωλιάρηδων κινέζων μὲ τὶς ὑφασμάτινες μάσκες).

Τσιμπουκώστρα = Ὁ λαιμὸς τῆς πουτάνας. Διακρίνεται ἁπὸ ἐξογκωμένο λαρύγγι ποὺ μοιάζει μὲ καρκίνο.

Ὁ μονόχειρ λυκάνθρωπος = Ἀποτυχημένο πείραμα μὲ σκοπὸ τὴν δημιουργία εξελιγμένου λυκανθρώπου. Νεκρόφιλος καὶ κωλομπαρᾶς. Ἐπιδίδεται σὲ σκυλεύσεις καὶ κομμάτιασμα διαβρωμένων ορήθρων πτωμάτων ποὺ ἔχουν πεταχτῆ ἄθαφτα (ὅπως τοῦ γνωστοῦ τραβεστὶ Σωλωμοῦ Σωλωμοῦ). Οἱ πνιχτὲς καὶ παραμορφωμένες του κραυγές ἡχοῦν στὴν ἀτμόσφαιρα διαφόρων νεκροταφείων ὅπου πάει νὰ εὕρη τὸ ταίρι του. Ἁφοῦ τὸ εὑρίσκη, τὸ ξεθάβει, καὶ πλέον μπορεῖ νὰ φανῆ ἡ σκιά του στοὺς στοιχιωμένους τοίχους τοῦ νεκροταφείου, νὰ τρέχη μανιωδῶς γιὰ νὰ πάρη τὸ πτῶμα στὴ σπηλιά του. Ὑπῆρχε καὶ βίντεο ἁλλὰ ἕνας ἀηδιαστικὸς ψωλάραπας τὸ ἀντικατέστησε μὲ τὴν γκέικη καὶ φιλήδονη φωνή του.

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Poios me ekane ban ti teleutaia fora? IEEEE??? Eiste axarista ktinoi, re malaka mou...

 

I) Sas morfono...

II) Sas mathaino ti xusofilosofia...

III) Sas diaskedazo me ti satira mou...

IV) Sas gamo tis mannades, ME TIIII? ME TON MPOURTZO MOU??? OXI VEVAIA, SIGA MIN TON XOSO EKEI MESA NA MI KSANAVGEI POTE! ME PRIONI TIS GAMAO!

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Kai sto spam giati de mporo na mpo na kano ti douleia mou me tin isuxia mou?

 

Episis, meinete suntonismenoi ston radienergo stathmo mou giati tha vgalo video me to anothen poimataki me titlo "Seirines"...

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Poios me ekane ban ti teleutaia fora? IEEEE??? Eiste axarista ktinoi, re malaka mou...

 

I) Sas morfono...

II) Sas mathaino ti xusofilosofia...

III) Sas diaskedazo me ti satira mou...

IV) Sas gamo tis mannades, ME TIIII? ME TON MPOURTZO MOU??? OXI VEVAIA, SIGA MIN TON XOSO EKEI MESA NA MI KSANAVGEI POTE! ME PRIONI TIS GAMAO!

V) ΠΑΡΤΟ

 

Kai sto spam giati de mporo na mpo na kano ti douleia mou me tin isuxia mou?

 

Episis, meinete suntonismenoi ston radienergo stathmo mou giati tha vgalo video me to anothen poimataki me titlo "Seirines"...

γιατί πρέπει να αλλαξοπιστήσεις την οπισθέν σου πρώτα

 

Μου αρέσει που είναι σε ιαμβικό δεκαπεντασύλλαβο πάντως. Εύγε. 

ΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ

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