Let's laugh :P

[pav1809]

Okay so you say the month and day you were born and color shirt you're wearing..

January: I Screwed

February: I danced with

March: I skinny dipped with

April: I hugged

May: i raped

June: i kissed

July: stalked

August: i kicked

September: i yelled at

October: i stripped for

November: i banged

December: i fell in love with

 

1: my doctor

2: a hill billy

3: your mom

4: bella from twilight

5: Jigsaw

6: a horse

7: taylor swift

8:a popsicle

9:your aunt

10: a gangster

11: a car

12:patrick star

13:edward cullen

14: my best friend

15: a hooker

16: Lil Wayne

17: A barbie doll

18: a hobo

19: Miley Cyrus

20: a stripper

21: your dad

22: Justin Bieber

23: simba

24: elmo

25: Batman

26: obama

27: hilary clinton

28: Billy Mays

29: Michael Jackson

30: my crush

31: a clown

 

 

Blue shirt: because i'm gay

Green: because they let me

Red: because i was drunk

Black: because i am of their kind

purple: because i wanna be a pretty princess

pink: because i'm a gangster

blue: because your mom told me to

brown: because i have feelings you know

yellow: because i need to tinkle

grey: because im stupid

stripes: because i'm sexy

orange: because they owe me money

 

 

Mine is : I fell in love with batman because you mom told me to :PPP  :poker face:

[Korin8ios]

I banged Lil ' Wayne because I am of their kind  :troll:

[pav1809]

I banged Lil ' Wayne because I am of their kind  :troll:

 

hAhahahahaha badass

[Katherine]

i raped a hooker because im sexy

 

 

 

 

 

ps there's no white

[pav1809]

i raped a hooker because im sexy

 

 

 

 

 

ps there's no white

Indeed.....do you have bday in 5 days? :PPPP

[Katherine]

Indeed.....do you have bday in 5 days? :PPPP

 

yes

[RaFaaa]

I Striped for a clown because i wanna be a pretty princess :D

[Katherine]

I Striped for a clown because i wanna be a pretty princess :D

 

 

XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA

 

[`iAndre]

i fell in love with a gangster because i am of their kind.  :o

That means i'm gay or a gangster ?!?! lol  :happyforever:

[N1nj4Styl3]

ROFLMAOHELICOPTER ' I raped my crush because I was drunk '

[pav1809]

I Striped for a clown because i wanna be a pretty princess :D

I can't stop laughing hahahahahahahahahahahaha seriously

[HappyViolence]

I Striped for a clown because i wanna be a pretty princess :D

 

oh god hahahahhaha OP

[HappyViolence]

I yelled at a hill billy because i am of their kind. dafuq

[WhoCaresMyName]

I Screwed Batman because im stupid

[SpookyGhost]

I banged a hooker because they owe my money.  :-beep- yeah: