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Amazing Enchant Guide


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This is a tested Russian weapon enchant guide.

You will be 100% Satisfied or just dead so you probably won't care

For High Grade Items

What you will need is :

1. Bottle of Russian Vodka

2. Another bottle of Russian Vodka(Lithuanian is ok too. They like to drink a lot too.amazing people)

3. Revolver (6 shots) P.s. you don't need to buy one, check/ask if your dad has one.

4. 3 bullets for your revolver

5. Fist Aid kit

 

Let's Begin

 

1. Drink your first bottle of vodka in intervals.You don't want to die not yet...

2. Go to the girl's you like house and tell her you love her or tell your mom that it's all her fault that ___(input name) is gay. Or just go and do stuff you were always too afraid to do because.. MAN!! after whole bottle you should be pretty wasted.

3. Go home and heal your self up because drunk people are main targets for PK/PVP even in real world. just like female orcs. Nothing can beat that level of horror.

4. Drink your second bottle... You'll need all the courage you can get the next few steps.

5. Go ahead and reload your gun.If you find this task too difficult due to the alcohol level in your blood you can go and ask your mom/dad/sister/brother/friend for help.

6. Enchant +3 while singing Jesus Christ Super Star LOUD.

7.Spin your gun barrel and click enchant button and trigger at the same time.

8. If you can still read this congratulations. You have successfully enchanted(if failed pull the trigger 3 more times) AND you're alive. Thing's are finally going your way.

9. (optional) go to the hospital. you now official have a drinking problem.

 

Fun grade item enchanting.

 

What you will need:

 

1. towel

2. kitchen knife

3. You Tube

4. Speakers

5. Cutting board

 

Let's begin

 

1. log in and buy 1 item and enchants(At least 10)

2. Turn on youtube and search for Pokemon intro song.

3. Play it over and over again and whenever your hear them say "pokemon" go ahead and enchant your item.

4. If enchant fails stab your hand(right in the middle) with the kitchen knife. Have a towel handy so that you wouln't need to clean up afterwards. There's gotta be a lot if blood around your hand.

5. "Enchant" as long as you have money or you can keep stabbing your hand.

 

Good Luck

 

Proofs of luck:

 

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width=546 height=480http://www.dumbaaldum.org/images/pic-sounds/letter-h/hand.jpg[/img]

width=640 height=480http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/925/asd1tr8.jpg[/img]

width=640 height=400http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii308/rheyla/failure.jpg[/img]

width=398 height=480http://www.tomeaker.com/Range/Hand.jpg[/img]

 

Thanks For your attention.

 

One-handed enchanter

IcetalkeR

 

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Hahahahaha!!! omfg how do u come up with these things?? :P :P i like the part when u say make a +10 then go to utube and watch pokemon intro when it says pokemon enchant it if it breaks stab ur hand and do that again and again till u cant stab ur hand anymore :XAXAXAXAXAA:

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1 of all man this is in wrong section, this should be in spam section or off topic.

 

2 haha rly funny, that is why i just play in servers whit 100% scrolls or whit pre enchanted weapons xD

the last picture is kind of ugly

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Can't be...I'm still laughing after reading the whole thread :P

 

I would give ya a +1 karma man...but I won't(I'm still a Mod ha!)

 

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