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Και εκεί που κατουράς σε πιάνει φτέρνισμα..Δεν κρατιέσαι..φτερνίζεσαι.

Κατουράς νιπτήρα,μπανιέρα,κομοδίνο,μια γάτα και ένα κοάλα

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-Χωρίσαμε!!

-Γιατί ρε φίλε;

-Είναι ανώριμη φίλε...Ήθελε να δούμε Barbie, την ώρα που είχε Pokemon...

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Ένα ζευγάρι, παντρεμένο πολλά χρόνια, βρίσκεται στο κατάστρωμα ενός πλοίου, κατά τη διάρκεια μιας ρομαντικής κρουαζιέρας. Η γυναίκα χαζεύοντας το φεγγάρι γυρνάει και ρωτάει τον άντρα της, με σαφή ρομαντικό τόνο:

- "Αγάπη μου, αν έπεφτα στη θάλασσα θα μ' έσωνες;"

- "Αν σου πω "ναι", θα πέσεις;

:happyforever:

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Μιλάν στην τάξη για την εκκλησία και ρωτάει η κυρία τα παιδιά αν έχουν δει καλόγερο.

 

Πετάγεται ο Τοτος και λέει:

 

- Εγώ κυρία, έχω δει, έχουμε σπίτι μας!

 

- Τον φιλοξενείτε;

 

- Όχι! Κρεμάμε τα μπουφάν.

:troll:

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Ελλαδα:Η χώρα όπου 5 εκατομμύρια άντρες είναι γαμιάδες, και 5 εκατομμύρια γυναίκες είναι παρθένες.....

Και να σκεφτείς οτι εμείς ανακαλύψαμε τα μαθηματικά.....

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To Fb με ρωταει ποια ειναι η προσωπικη μου κατασταση...? Λοιπον φιλαρακι, βαλε ενα τζονι και κατσε να στα πω...!!

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Ξυπνάω , και με είχαν κλέψει ... Ρολεξ, λεφτά, ένα Πικάσο, κάτι αρχαία αγάλματα, τη Φερραρι και το μπλέντερ ... Μετά σκέφτομαι "Όνειρο ηταν ... Δεν έχεις μπλέντερ"...

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