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- Η καλυτερη καμπυλη πανω στο

σωμα σου ειναι το χαμογελο σου

μωρο μου!!

- Αληθεια αγαπη μου;

- Οχι πλακα κανω... κωλαρα εχεις!!

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Μπαινει σε ενα μπαρ ενα κομματι κιμας,καθεται στο μπαρ,ζηταει ενα ουισκι κι αραζει....Μετα απο λιγο σκανε μερικα μακαρονια,καθονται κι αυτα στο μπαρ,ζητανε κι αυτα ενα ουισκι,αραζουν κι αυτα....Περναει λιγοι ωρα,μπαινει μεσα και μια μπεσαμελ και ζηταει ενα ουισκι κι αυτη..Και γυρναει ο μπαρμαν μεσα στα νευρα

-Καλα ρε παστιτσιο,παλι κομματια ηρθες?!

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Προχωραγε το τανκ που λετε στην ερημο και σε καποια στιγμη συνανταει 2 υποβρυχια που επαιζαν ταβλι.

(Υποβρ.1)- εε τανκ, που πας; ελα κατσε να παιξουμε ενα ταβλακι. τελειωνω το ματς στα 5 και παιζουμε μαζι μετα

(τανκ)-δε μπορω τωρα, παω για κουρεμα.

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Προχωραγε το τανκ που λετε στην ερημο και σε καποια στιγμη συνανταει 2 υποβρυχια που επαιζαν ταβλι.

(Υποβρ.1)- εε τανκ, που πας; ελα κατσε να παιξουμε ενα ταβλακι. τελειωνω το ματς στα 5 και παιζουμε μαζι μετα

(τανκ)-δε μπορω τωρα, παω για κουρεμα.

Dn t piasa

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Οταν σε ειδα..αρχισα να την παιζω...την ζωη μου κορωνα-γραμματα!και αμεσως εχυσα...καυτα δακρυα! Τωρα παρε τα τρια μου....την αγαπη,την στοργη και την λατρεια μου!

Posted

-Είσαι μαλάκας..κι αν γινόταν διαγωνισμός μαλάκα,θα έβγαινες δεύτερος..

-Γιατί δεύτερος??

-Γιατί είσαι τόσο μαλάκας που θα έχανες από μαλακία.

Posted

-Είσαι μαλάκας..κι αν γινόταν διαγωνισμός μαλάκα,θα έβγαινες δεύτερος..

-Γιατί δεύτερος??

-Γιατί είσαι τόσο μαλάκας που θα έχανες από μαλακία.

molis to peta3e to ksidi  :alone:
Posted

-Είσαι παντρεμένος;

-Ναι

-Η γυναίκα σου είναι καλή στο κρεβάτι;

-Ξέρω γω.Άλλοι λένε ναι,άλλοι όχι.

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