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- Ζαχαροπλάστης είναι ο πατέρας σου?

- Ναι γιατί??

- Τον αφήνεις να πουλήσει τίποτα ή τα τρως όλα εσύ?

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- Ζαχαροπλάστης είναι ο πατέρας σου?

- Ναι γιατί??

- Τον αφήνεις να πουλήσει τίποτα ή τα τρως όλα εσύ?

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Έτρεχα στο πάρκο & μου λέει ο άλλος:

 

-σε πειράζει να τρέξω μαζί σου;;

-γιατί, του λέω, έκλεψες & συ το περίπτερο;;

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Έτρεχα στο πάρκο & μου λέει ο άλλος:

 

-σε πειράζει να τρέξω μαζί σου;;

-γιατί, του λέω, έκλεψες & συ το περίπτερο;;

χαχαχαχα καλό!
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Μικρος Αγγελος

Ακρόπολη=> Ελλάδα

 

Πύργος του Αϊφελ=> Γαλλία

 

Μπιγκ Μπεν=> Αγγλία

 

Κολλοσαίο=> Ιταλία

 

Πέδιλο με Κάλτσα=> Γερμανία

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Γυρνάει το 14χρονο και λέει περάσαμε γαμάτα στο μπαρ χθες να το ξανακάνουμε... Ρωτάω έδιναν και σοκολατούχο; Με διέγραψε...

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Χτυπάει το τηλέφωνο.

 

Η Ελληνίδα μάνα το σηκώνει κι ακολουθεί ο εξής

διάλογος :

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Ναι;

Κόρη : Γεια σου Μαμά. Μπορείς να μου κρατήσεις τα παιδιά απόψε;

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Θα βγεις;

 

Κόρη : Ναι.

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Με ποιον;

 

Κόρη : Μ’ ένα φίλο.

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Ειλικρινά δε μπορώ να καταλάβω γιατί άφησες τον άντρα σου. Τόσο καλό παιδί!

 

Κόρη : Δεν τον άφησα εγώ, ΑΥΤΟΣ με άφησε!

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Τον άφησες να σ’

αφήσει, και τώρα βγαίνεις έξω με τον καθένα.

 

Κόρη : Δε βγαίνω με τον καθένα.

Μπορώ να σου φέρω τα παιδιά;

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Εγώ δε σ’ άφησα ποτέ για να βγω έξω με κανέναν άλλο παρά με τον πατέρα σου.

 

Κόρη : Ναι, αλλά έκανες ένα σωρό

πράγματα που δεν τα κάνω εγώ.

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Τώρα τι υπονοείς; Κόρη : Τίποτα. Θέλω απλά να μου πεις αν μπορείς να κρατήσεις τα παιδιά απόψε.

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Θα περάσεις τη νύχτα μαζί του; Τι θα πει ο άντρας σου άμα το μάθει;

 

Κόρη : Ο ΠΡΩΗΝ άντρας μου εννοείς! Δε νομίζω πως θα τον νοιάξει. Από τότε που έφυγε από το σπίτι, αμφιβάλλω αν

κοιμήθηκε ποτέ μόνος!

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Άρα λοιπόν θα

κοιμηθείς στο σπίτι αυτουνού του χαμένου; Κόρη : Δεν είναι χαμένος.

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Όποιος άντρας

βγαίνει με μια χωρισμένη με παιδιά είναι χαμένος και παράσιτο.

 

Κόρη : Κοίτα, δε θα το συζητήσω. Να τα φέρω τα παιδιά από κει ή όχι;

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Άμοιρα παιδάκια μου με τέτοια μάνα.

 

Κόρη : Τι εννοείς με ΤΕΤΟΙΑ μάνα;;;

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Χωρίς σταθερότητα.Εμ, γι’ αυτό έφυγε ο άντρας σου.

 

Κόρη : Μα ακούς τι λες; Είσαι απαράδεκτη! Δε ντρέπεσαι!

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Μη μου φωνάζεις

εμένα! Πάω στοίχημα ότι κι αυτουνού του χαμένου έτσι του φωνάζεις!

 

Κόρη : Μπα, τώρα ανησυχείς για τον χαμένο;

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Ααα, βλέπεις που το παραδέχεσαι πως είναι χαμένος; Το ήξερα εγώ!

 

Κόρη : Μαμά κλείνω.

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Κάτσε παιδί μου! Μη κλείνεις! Τι ώρα θα μου φέρεις τα παιδιά;

 

Κόρη : Ούτε θα σου τα φέρω, ούτε θα βγω έτσι που μ’ έσκασες!

 

Ελληνίδα Μάνα : Μα βρε παιδάκι μου,άμα δε βγαίνεις ποτέ έξω, πώς θα γνωρίσεις κανένα καλό παιδί;

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Γράφει μία :

" Όχει ρε γιατεί αίχουμαι άβριο σχολίο..."

 

Απαντάω :

"Για την ορθογραφία"

 

 

 

lg mlkia alla klain

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Σωστη κοπελα υπαρχει σε καθε γωνια της γης..Αλλα η γη ειναι στρογγυλη!!!

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Σωστη κοπελα υπαρχει σε καθε γωνια της γης..Αλλα η γη ειναι στρογγυλη!!!

mpravo mpaglama,tetia les stis gomenes kai se diwxnoun
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Σωστη κοπελα υπαρχει σε καθε γωνια της γης..Αλλα η γη ειναι στρογγυλη!!!

To exw akousei k san "O 9eos eipe stn adam pos 9a vrei swsth gynaika se ka9e gwnia ths ghs......Meta eftiakse th gh strogkilh kai gelage...gelage...gelage....." xD

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-Να σε ρωτήσω κάτι;

-Πες μου...

-Σ'αρέσει κανένας;

-Ναι,ένας βλάκας...εσένα;

-Ναι μια πολύ όμορφη κοπέλα...

-Οκ καληνύχτα βλάκα :$

-Σε έβρισα εγώ μωρή καριόλα?????

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