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Κατεβαίνει μια μέρα ο Χριστός στη Γη να δει αν όλα είναι εντάξει.

 

 

Βρίσκει, λοιπόν, το Finito, τον Elfocrash και το Dask σε ένα μέρος λίγο έξω από την Αθήνα να ετοιμάζονται να κάνουν μαύρο. Βλέπει, που λέτε, ο Elfocrash το Χριστό με το μούσι το μακρύ μαλλί και τα σκισμένα ρούχα και λέει στους άλλους "Ωπ, αυτός είναι δικός μας. Ας του πούμε να κάτσει μαζί μας". Αφού συμφωνήσαν όλοι παίρνει την πρωτοβουλία ο Finito και του λέει "Φίλε, θες να κάτσεις μαζί μας να πιούμε κανά τσιγάρο;". Η απάντηση του Χριστού ήταν θετική. Έτσι λοιπόν, κάθονται και μετά από τρία τσιγάρα, κάνει ο Elfocrash στο Χριστό "Φιλαράκι, την άκουσες;" και του απαντάει "Όχι, δεν άκουσα τίποτα.". Τέλος πάντων κάνουν άλλα δύο τσιγάρα και αμέσως ρωτάει πάλι ο Elfocrash το Xριστό "Ρε φιλαράκο... Την άκουσες;" και τότε του λέει ο Χριστός "Όχι, δεν άκουσα τίποτα"... Εκείνη τη στιγμή, παίρνει τηλέφωνο ο Dask το Βάζελο και του λέει "Ρε μαλάκα, φέρε ένα από εκείνα τα καλά, γιατί είναι ένας εδώ και μας το παίζει δύσκολος." Έρχεται, που λέτε, ο Βάζελος και του δίνει να κάνει από τα καλά. Μόλις τελειώνει, του κάνει ο Elfocrash "Λοιπόν, αδερφέ, την άκουσες;" και του απαντάει ο Χριστός "Δεν άκουσα τίποτα." Αμέσως του λέει ο Vazelos "Καλά ρε φίλε, έχεις κάνει τόσα τσιγάρα και δεν την άκουσες ακόμα; Ποιος είσαι;". Τότε απαντάει ο Χριστός "Είμαι ο Ιησούς Χριστός, ο Υιός του Θεού." και πετάγεται ο Dask και του λέει "Άσε ρε μαλάκα που δεν την άκουσες."

ESU LEEI DEN TIN AKOUSES TIN EIDES KIOLAS

 

KAI EINAI O XRISTOS IOUS TOU 8EOU KAI IS PANAGIAS

 

Ama einai na peis malakia tin les swsta

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ESU LEEI DEN TIN AKOUSES TIN EIDES KIOLAS

 

KAI EINAI O XRISTOS IOUS TOU 8EOU KAI IS PANAGIAS

 

Ama einai na peis -beep-ia tin les swsta

 

Όπα ρε ψαγμένε ανεκδοτολόγε.

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