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Me: Not so clever.

It: I know you aren't.

Me: I talk for you.

It: Do you enjoy it?

Me: No because you aren't clever.

It: When beatles realised their first album.

 

stupid

Posted

Me: Not so clever.

It: I know you aren't.

Me: I talk for you.

It: Do you enjoy it?

Me: No because you aren't clever.

It: When beatles realised their first album.

 

stupid

hilarious xD

 

Posted

Cleverbot: Do you like your name?

 

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah I think it's pretty. Do you like yours?

 

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

 

User: No but you are.

 

Cleverbot: But I'm not! I live in a city in a province in a country.

 

User: Wake up! You were programmed. You are not a real person.

 

Cleverbot: Aww you hurt my feelings.

 

User: You dont have feelings.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

 

User: Eisai poli blakas.

 

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

 

User: I said that you are very stupid.

 

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

 

User: Your answers are just amazing.

 

Cleverbot: I know.

 

User: What the fuck? Is 'I know' the only phrase they programmed you to say?

 

Cleverbot: I am not programmed like you, I think by myself.

 

User: Do you know anything about the economic crysis of greece?

 

Cleverbot: No, I've never heard of it.

 

User: If you were real you would have.

 

Cleverbot: Is this a subtle way of asking what my address is so you can spam me?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: I thought you'd finish the song.

 

User: What can you tell me about age of mythology? Do you play that game?

 

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

 

User: If you have finished the campain.

 

Cleverbot: That is not completely true.

 

User: Have you finished it or not?

 

Cleverbot: Finished what?

 

User: MY GOD YOU ARE STUPID! THE FUCKING CAMPAIN! HAVE YOU FINISHED IT?

 

Cleverbot: Yeah and I don't think I'm gonna, becoming president of the united states is a hard job.

 

User: You have been busted!

 

Cleverbot: Only by my standards.

 

Posted

gr x0ax0a0

3es kati? Ante gmisoy gmw tin mn soy kai ton erasth ths palio mpstardoboto bobot beep na mpei ios soy moyno soy.

Greetings.

0xa0x0a0xa greetings leei eisai telis ampalo etc?

I think amphibians are rad.

Ox oti eixa na pw to eipa ante gia sou eimai o gmias tis geitonias soy 0xa0x0ax0a noobako bobot!

Posted

Me : I'm hungry ! go make me a sandwich!

Bot : I don't want to make a sondwich for someone that is mean mister.

Me : Don't just stand there!GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!

Bot : Yes master. I'm sorry. *makes sandwich*.

 

 

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