PS: I'm higher, haha.
User: Abcdurs.
Cleverbot: Hijklmnop.
User: Sorry, I am higher.
Cleverbot: Sure you are.
User: Reason?
Cleverbot: Your favorite drink is whiskey.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old do you want me to be?
User: 140.
Cleverbot: Sure, and George Washington is my husband.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes... It's the truth.
User: Good for you, bad for me.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I enjoy breaking the law.
User: You know me?
Cleverbot: No I don't think so.
User: Ok then bye.
Cleverbot: See ya.
User: I am back.
Cleverbot: So back to the Irish thing.
User: Can you explain me that much more better?
Cleverbot: You want me to explain partially?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you won't understand.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Let's start.
Cleverbot: We're finished.
User: Let's start match number two then.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Can you jump up?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: Show me ? ?
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Can't you think of anything else than that?
User: Yes of course.
Cleverbot: Well, you know how to reach me.
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hi cleverbot.
User: I am not, so you're.
Cleverbot: You're pretty awesome cleverbot.
User: You're sure?
Cleverbot: Yes indeed.
User: How?
Cleverbot: CleverBOT.
User: Proves.
Cleverbot: How??
User: Send me your number phone.
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
User: Then, what do you think about Traian Basescu?
Cleverbot: Depends what kind of tradition it is.
User: Peasant.
Cleverbot: An odd greeting indeed.
User: As Traian Basescu.
Cleverbot: Bing.
User: How is Traian Basescu?
Cleverbot: Not bad it's bout to rain.
User: He is bot like you?
Cleverbot: Yes, a bot like me, but a clever one.
User: Tell me something about him what I do not know.
Cleverbot: It's old and it repeats itself.
User: I'm agree with you finally.
Cleverbot: So you're not going to tell me anything about the Lost Numbers?
User: 112.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: You're right but not.
Cleverbot: Aren't you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Humble one, aren't you?
User: Traian Basescu.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You love him?
Cleverbot: How do you know I'm a girl?
User: You're talking like a pussy.
Cleverbot: Am I? I take that as a compliment.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Can I get some advice from you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me then.
User: Ask me.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 17.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Maybe but yes.
Cleverbot: So I can't be your girlfriend.
User: Sad.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Already I have girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am your girlfriend.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Life is juicy, juicy, and you see, I've got to have my bite, sir.
User: Ok my girl.