User: Asd.
Cleverbot: Asd?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Care to articulate the obvious further? :).
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Ok what?
Cleverbot: Doctor who.
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: No need to use that sort of language!
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I didn't come here to get insulted.
User: I said ok.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: I know I did.
Cleverbot: You know not.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: >_>.
Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are an actual person.
User: Whatever. Wanna talk about the theory of relativity?
Cleverbot: What's your favourite video game?
User: I want to talk about physics, not gaming.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to talk about mutations?
User: I don't like them. Now back to our subject, what's your opinion about black holes?
Cleverbot: Yes, the water is quite dry.
User: Gosh, what's the problem with you? Anyway, I'll give you one more chance. Do you admire Albert Einstein?
Cleverbot: To do what?
User: You're totally stupid. I'm out of this conversation. Fuck off, bye bye.
Cleverbot: Try drinking some tea.