Omg, your so offended, Mr Puritan!
I so do apologize, but as you respect your moral bounds, please respect mine. It's my religion that forces me to smack God's face!
Lets see what you can do with this:
Here are some quotes that she may say:
Theres nothing like waking up with satan in your cup.
If we can't have revolution, we just might settle for revenge.
Happiness is but a distant memory of a forgotten past that never existed
Hey geeze it must be Obvious Day at Camp Stupid!
And if you cant use thise, just add Malkavian.