Okay so you say the month and day you were born and color shirt you're wearing..
January: I Screwed
February: I danced with
March: I skinny dipped with
April: I hugged
May: i raped
June: i kissed
July: stalked
August: i kicked
September: i yelled at
October: i stripped for
November: i banged
December: i fell in love with
1: my doctor
2: a hill billy
3: your mom
4: bella from twilight
5: Jigsaw
6: a horse
7: taylor swift
8:a popsicle
9:your aunt
10: a gangster
11: a car
12:patrick star
13:edward cullen
14: my best friend
15: a hooker
16: Lil Wayne
17: A barbie doll
18: a hobo
19: Miley Cyrus
20: a stripper
21: your dad
22: Justin Bieber
23: simba
24: elmo
25: Batman
26: obama
27: hilary clinton
28: Billy Mays
29: Michael Jackson
30: my crush
31: a clown
Blue shirt: because i'm gay
Green: because they let me
Red: because i was drunk
Black: because i am of their kind
purple: because i wanna be a pretty princess
pink: because i'm a gangster
blue: because your mom told me to
brown: because i have feelings you know
yellow: because i need to tinkle
grey: because im stupid
stripes: because i'm sexy
orange: because they owe me money
Mine is : I fell in love with batman because you mom told me to :PPP :poker face: