Me:
duuuude
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
wassup niggah
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on duuuude?
Me:
got some good shit to share?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Me:
what's dat milk you say? I want some real shit
God:
You tell me. Why do you want it?
Me:
To get high niggah
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
You crazy dude? I wanna get wasted!
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. Why do you want it?
Me:
This niggah's fucking nasty!
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
you!
God:
" What does "this" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeh!
God:
Ahem.
Me:
good job breh
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before.
Me:
bullshit, you ain't heard nothin
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.. But you don't need to use that kind of language.
Me:
dat's my tongue breh, get used to it
God:
"it" being wasted?
Me:
good, good , my tongue's wasted too
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Thanks for the compliment. Your tongue s wasted too?
Me:
aye niggah
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red
God:
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
Me:
no, I'm high
God:
Are you serious? I don't know anyone named high.
Me:
Orly?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
I still!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said still.
Me:
are you high too breh?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am high too breh.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Your AI sucks big time
God:
At least it is improving all the time.
Me:
shit, you are all the same
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
And I thought I was the only high git in this computer