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O Chuck Norris den koimatai...Perimenei...

 

O Chuck Norris exei metrhsei ws to apeiro...2 FORES....

 

O Chuck Norris den foraei roloi, giati AYTOS apofasizei thn wra...

 

O Chuck Norris edwse sth Mona Liza to diashmo xamogelo ths...

 

An grapsete th leksi Chuck Norris sto Scrabble tha nikate panta...

 

O Chuck xrisimopoiei kai ta 7 grammata sto Scrabble...KATHE FORA...

 

Ti pernaei ap'to mialo olwn twn thimatwn tou Chuck Norris prin pethanoun...TO PAPOYTSI TOY...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na kerdisei sto "Skor 4" se MONO 3 kinhseis...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na diairesei me to 0 (mhden)...

 

En arxhn hn to tipota...Ystera o Chuck Norris klwtsise auto to tipota me giristh klwtsia sta moutra kai tou eipe "Aei xasou"...Ayth einai h istoria tou sumpantos...

 

O Chuck Norris xreiazetai 10 lepta gia na dei to "60 Minutes"...

 

Otan o Mprous Mpaner tsatizetai metatrepetai se Hulk...Otan o Hulk tsatizetai metatrepetai se Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris pire thn adeia odhghshs sthn ilikia twn 16...Deuteroleptwn...

 

Otan o Chuck Norris kanei diairesh den iparxei ipoloipo...POTE...

 

H prwth douleia tou Chuck Norris htan efhmeridopwlhs...Den ipirksan epizwntes...

 

To 70% tou varous twn anthrwpwn einai nero...To 70% tou varous tou Chuck Norris einai to susthma anaparagwghs tou...

 

O Zan-Klont Ban Ntam kapote edeire ton Chuck Norris...Tote ton ksipnise apo to oneiro tou mia strifogiristh klotsia sta moutra...

 

Exei eipwthei oti an koitakseis sta matia ton Chuck Norris tha matheis to mellon sou...Distixws to mellon olwn einai panta to idio: thanatos apo mia strifogiristh klwtsia sta moutra...

 

O Chuck Norris apofasizei poia mera peftei h Tsiknopempth...

 

O Chuck Norris den "vlepei nekrous"...Ftiaxnei nekrous...

 

O Chuck Norris exei HDH tetragwnisei ton kiklo...

 

O Theos sigxwrei...O Chuck Norris POTE...

 

O Chuck Norris exei ftiaksei kuklo me molis 300 moires...

 

Mia fora se ena show tou Nteivint Koperfilnt, o Chuck Norris ton eksafanise...

 

O Chuck Norris otan koimatai den vlepei oneira...Ta oneira vlepoun ton Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris de kanei pous ups...sprwxnei thn Gh pros ta katw...

 

An nomizeis oti h peirateia skotwnei th mousikh tote prepei na deis ti tha ginei otan ths riksei strifogiristh klotsia o Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris den akouei mousikh...H mousikh akouei ton Chuck Norris (gia na mh faei strifogiristh klotsia)...

 

O Chuck Norris de pisteuei sto Theo...O Theos pisteuei ston Chuck Norris...

 

O Theos mpourouse na dhmiourghsei ton kosmo se 7 meres...O Chuck tou edwse 6...

 

O Chuck Norris exei paei ston Arh...Giauto den iparxei zwh ekei (tous edwse strifogiristh klwtsia sta moutra)...

 

Mia fora enas tiflos pathse to papoutsi tou Chuck Norris. Aytos tou eipe: "Ksereis pios eimai ege? o Chuck Norris".. Molis to akouse o tiflos therapeutike, alla to teleutaio pragma pou eide htan to podi tou Chuck na erxetai pros ta moutra tou (strifogirista)...

 

O Chuck Norris ediwkse ton Neo apo thn Zion me mia strifogiristh klwtsia sta moutra kai twra autos einai o 'Eklektos"...

 

An h petra nikaei to psalidi, to xarti thn petra kai to psalidi to xarti tote ti nikaei kai ta 3? : O Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris einai o pragmatikos pateras tou Lukiou Skaywalker...

 

O Chuck Norris sinithizei na dwrizei aima ston Erithro Stauro...Apla pote den einai diko tou...

 

O Chuck Norris den exei anoigokleisei ta matia tou pote...POTE...P-O-T-E...

 

O Chuck Norris pire 100% stis eksetaseis tou giati se oles tis erwthseis egrapse thn apanthsh : Chuck Norris...

 

Otan o Chuck gimnazetai to mhxanhma dinamwnei...

 

To nero vrazei pio grigora otan to koitaei o Chuck...

 

O Chuck Norris den afinei minimata...Afinei proeidopoihseis...

 

Oi kaoumpoikes mpotes kapoiwn kampoidwn einai ftiagmenes apo alithino derma...Oi kaoumpoikies mpotes tou Chuck Norris einai ftiagmenes apo alithinous kaoumpoides...

 

H thewria ths ekselikshs einai mia apath...O Chiuck Norris apofasizei pios tha epiviwsei...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na stragalisei kapoion me to kalwdio enos asirmatou thlefwnou...

 

O Chuck Norris molis gennithike pidikse thn prwth nosokoma pou eide, htan o prwtos ths...htan h trith tou...

 

Otan o Chuck Norris koitazei ta portokalia auta ginontai xumos...

 

H dinamh ths strifogirisths klwtsias tou Chuck Norris einai pagkosmia stathera simfwna me to S.I. (System International)...

 

H Saxara egine erhmos otan mia fora o Chuck Norris dipsase...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na kanei Mat sto skaki me 2 kiniseis kai Roke me mia(1)...

 

O Louki Louk pirovolei pio grigora ki apth skia tou...O Chuck Norris den exei skia...

 

Otan o Chuck Norris sinantise tous Ntalton tous skotwse me mia strifogiristh klwtsia sta moutra...kai tous 5....

 

Fhmes theloun ton Chuck Norris na skotwsei ton Voldemort sto 7o vivlio tou Harry Poter me mia strifogiristh klwtsia sta moutra...

 

O Chuck Norris gnwrizei 32 tropous na se skotwsei me ena kalamaki tou frape...

 

O Chuck Norris ksirizetai kathe fora pou niwthei oikto...

 

O Chuck Norris pote de pige sto vouno...To vouno pige ston Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris einai o monos tragoudisths pou mporeis na vgalei disko xwris na simetexei o Giwrgos Ntalaras...

 

Den einai tifwnas...O Chuck ftarnistike...

 

O Chuck Norris epaikse 3 fores basket me ton Michael Jordan...Toses fores aposirthike apo to NBA...

 

To kurio proion pou eksagei h epixhrhsh Chuck Norris einai ponos...

 

O Chuck Norris "paei" me 2 taxithtes...Perpataei-skotwnei...

 

O James Bond exei parei adeia na skotwnei...Apo ton Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris MPOREI na glipsei ton agkwna tou...

 

Otan oles oi mpataries eksantlountai tote h Duracell sinexizei..otan eksantlitai h Duracell tote sinexizei o Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na kerdisei "6ari" sto lotto me 5 noumera...

 

Ta anavolika ftiaxnontai apo ton idrwta tou Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris kserei pou einai o mikros Alex...

 

O agapimenos ithopoios tou Chuck Norris einai o...Chuck Norris...

 

Otan efarmozeis thn methodo twn triwn o enas apo tous treis einai PANTA o Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris einai o pragmatikos ipaitios gia to thanato ths mikrhs Anoulas...

 

O Chuck Norris den nikaei pote...Oi alloi apla den kerdizoun...

 

O Chuck Norris kserei ti shmainei h leksi "Zavarakatranemia"...

 

Opote efarmozeis kapoion mathimatiko tupo, o tiupos autos einai o Chuck Norris...

 

O prwtos nomos ths Thermodinamikhs leei pws h energeia de mporei na katastrafei oute na dimhourgithei ektos ki an sinanthsei ton...Chuck Norris...

 

Sthn ilikia twn 7, mia fora pou o Chuck Norris epaize piano pathse mia lathos nota...Etsi gennithike h Jazz...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na katharisei fasolakia kai fakes TAYTOXRONA forwntas gantia tou mpoks...

 

O Chuck Norris kserei pou vrisketai to nish twn Agnooumenwn (Lost)...

 

H epitaxinsh ths varuthtas einai analogh tou Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris de rwtaei pote kanena paidi "poianou eisai?" giati gnwrizei hdh thn apanthsh...

 

H dinamh twn strifogiristwn klwtsiwn tou Chuck Norris exei ws monada metrhshs ta Rixter...

 

O Chuck Norris kataskeuase to Matrix...

 

O Chuck Norris einai o pateras twn paidiwn tou Zevedaiou...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na lusei ton Gordio Desmo...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na valei goal prin sfiriksei o diaithths thn sentra...

 

O prwtos pou geutike thn strifogiristh klwtsia tou Chuck Norris htan h mana tou giati tolmhse na ton vizaksei gala anti gia mpira...

 

O Chuck Norris mporei na xeirokrothsei me ena xeri...

 

O Chuck Norris epaikse mia fora Rwsikh rouleta me gemato oplo...fusika KERDISE...

 

Den iparxoun opla mazikhs katastrofhs sto Irak...O Chuck Norris zei sthn Oklaxoma...

 

Megalh epitixia enos tragoudiou tou Noti Sfakianakh einai diaskeuh enos tragoudiou-umnou ston Chuck Norris. Fusika milame gia to "Mia klwtsia sou mono ftanei"...

 

Opou den iparxei dikaiosunh...uparxei o Chuck Norris...

 

O Chuck Norris kapote pige na koinwnhsei kai skotwse ton papa amesws meta giati eipe "metalamvanei o doulos tou Theou" ki o Chuck Norris den einai doulos kanenos...

 

O Chuck Norris vlaptei to kapnisma...

 

O Chuck Norris einai "Ayto Pou Theloun Oi Ginaikes"...

 

H agapimenh ekfrash tou Chuck Norris einai: "Autoi pou nomizoun oti ta kseroun ola, ekneurizoun emena pou ta kserw"...

 

Otan o Theos eipe "Egeneto fws" o Chuck tou eipe "pes kai kanena se parakalw"...

 

O Hraklhs einai to paidi tou Chuck Norris me thn Zhna kai tautoxrona h Zhna paidi tou Chuck Norris me ton Hraklh...

 

Sto vivlio twn rekor Gkines, sto telos grafei me mikra grammata oti ola ta rekor ta katexei o Chuck Norris, apla edo grafontai osoi plisiasan perissotero...

 

To vivlio twn rekor Gkines prosfata metonomastike se "Chuck Norris: h Aytoviografia"...

 

O Chuck Norris exase th parthenia tou prin ton patera tou...

 

O Chuck Norris pige sta Burger King kai zitise ena Big Mak...Tou to eferan...

 

O Chuck Norris otan ekspermatwnei de vgazei sperma...Vgazei Ygro pyr...

 

O Chuck Norris mia fora vrethike se maxh me maxairia...ta maxairia...EXASAN...

 

Osa de ftanei h alepou, ta ftanei o Chuck Norris...

 

Mia fora o Chuck Norris eklase kai h Amerikh eixe fusiko aerio gia 2 xronia...

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Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

 

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