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Posted

un bank tradus din engleza ..

 

3 prieteni la un bar vorbeau.

unu zice: "eu am mana cea mai mica din lume"

altu: "eu am capu cel mai mic din lume"

ultimu "eu am penisu cel mai mica din lume"

 

se duc astia la guiness word record

si se intorc inapoi la bar

 

primu zice "eu chiar aveam mana cea mai mica din lume"

al doilea"eu chiar aveam capu cel mai mica din lume"

al treilea "cine dracu ii justin bieber?:@"

 

Posted

un bank tradus din engleza ..

 

3 prieteni la un bar vorbeau.

unu zice: "eu am mana cea mai mica din lume"

altu: "eu am capu cel mai mic din lume"

ultimu "eu am penisu cel mai mica din lume"

 

se duc astia la guiness word record

si se intorc inapoi la bar

 

primu zice "eu chiar aveam mana cea mai mica din lume"

al doilea"eu chiar aveam capu cel mai mica din lume"

al treilea "cine dracu ii justin bieber?:@"

 

 

 

 

:)))))))))

Posted

nah , listen up ..

 

Merge intr-o zis un iepure la bar si ii zice la vanzatoare:

-Ce pula mea , da o bere!

Vanzatoarea ii da o bere , si pleaca iepurele

Vine a doua zi iepurele la bar si ii cere la vanzatoare:

-Ce pula mea , da o bere!

Vanzatoarea ii da o bere!

Vanzatoarea ii zice la iepure sa nu mai zica asa , ca ii pune pula-n cui.

Anyway , ii da o bere la iepure , si acesta pleaca ..

Vine a treia zi iepurele si intreaba vanzatoarea:

-Aveti cuie ?

-Nu

-Atunci, ce pula mea .. da o bere

Posted

dupa bancu lu' twinkie au tacut toti? :|

eu stateam cu blidu sub scuter ca imi curgea benzina din carburator :))

Posted

lol :)))c liceu ai facut

is in a12a si-s radical ca Papa in Vatican in ultimu an.

 

Sunt la filologie, ia zi ca eu cred in tine, Caci de la Rothschild pana la Rockefeler e-un pas mic spre bine.

Posted

is in a12a si-s radical ca Papa in Vatican in ultimu an.

 

Sunt la filologie, ia zi ca eu cred in tine, Caci de la Rothschild pana la Rockefeler e-un pas mic spre bine.

Ce ritm! Ce flow!

 

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