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Posted

imi mai zice cineva kinder o singura data si e de rau.

 

te bat cand bat tobele

pana-ti cad plombele

daca batjocoresti arta.

Te bat si eu te bate soarta,

iti smulg bratele,

te bat c-o mana de oameni ca-n Sparta;

sau te bat cu bartai brigada,

cu bartai bate-n mana si gata;

 

bartai brute cu barbi,

te bat cu bari brute pe corp,

cu garzi de corp,

te bat cu garda cu tot.

Cu pari mari cu mari nuci in scrot,

te bat c-un par cu mari cuie-n bot,

te bat in bar beat mort;

cu bol te-mbeti cu 4 beri la bord,

cu bluza sport, pantofi de lac,

sosete albe si sort;

te bag in cort,

iti iei omor

te bat cu bulibasa,

te bag in stabor,

te bat nasol,

 

te bat la sol cu Catalina Ponor.

Te bat cu ma-ta la curu’ gol,

te bat cu 3 tarani in piata la obor,

te bat la mall

te bate soarele?

Te bat la pol tripat p-alcool,

te bat c-un gabor matol,

te bag in duba la sectie,

te bag in covor,

te bat ca pe covor.

Sunt carnivor,

musc din tine,

mestec si scuip rime.

 

Te bat pe cruce ca evreii,

te bat_man cu Robin,

te bat pana te las la pat pe pat la cap,

te bat ca Bond,

te bat pentru un pont,

te bat ca pot,

te bat cu spor,

te bat la scor,

te bat si-n somn,

te bat in banda,

te bat in parcare c-un punker,

te bat in timp ce-mi beau cafeaua,

te bat ca timpu’, te bat ca dumnezeu,

te bat in ziua a 7-a.

De la noi, coaie,

ti-o iei lunar ca si alocatia.

Posted

te bat cand bat tobele

pana-ti cad plombele

daca batjocoresti arta.

Te bat si eu te bate soarta,

iti smulg bratele,

te bat c-o mana de oameni ca-n Sparta;

sau te bat cu bartai brigada,

cu bartai bate-n mana si gata;

 

bartai brute cu barbi,

te bat cu bari brute pe corp,

cu garzi de corp,

te bat cu garda cu tot.

Cu pari mari cu mari nuci in scrot,

te bat c-un par cu mari cuie-n bot,

te bat in bar beat mort;

cu bol te-mbeti cu 4 beri la bord,

cu bluza sport, pantofi de lac,

sosete albe si sort;

te bag in cort,

iti iei omor

te bat cu bulibasa,

te bag in stabor,

te bat nasol,

 

te bat la sol cu Catalina Ponor.

Te bat cu ma-ta la curu’ gol,

te bat cu 3 tarani in piata la obor,

te bat la mall

te bate soarele?

Te bat la pol tripat p-alcool,

te bat c-un gabor matol,

te bag in duba la sectie,

te bag in covor,

te bat ca pe covor.

Sunt carnivor,

musc din tine,

mestec si scuip rime.

 

Te bat pe cruce ca evreii,

te bat_man cu Robin,

te bat pana te las la pat pe pat la cap,

te bat ca Bond,

te bat pentru un pont,

te bat ca pot,

te bat cu spor,

te bat la scor,

te bat si-n somn,

te bat in banda,

te bat in parcare c-un punker,

te bat in timp ce-mi beau cafeaua,

te bat ca timpu’, te bat ca dumnezeu,

te bat in ziua a 7-a.

De la noi, coaie,

ti-o iei lunar ca si alocatia.

 

:P

Posted

Spike e baiat destept si talentat. Chiar sunt curios sa aud odata un freestyle de-al lui care nu e facut sa aiba si tente comerciale. Ceva underground de la spike...ar suna forta :)

Posted

BUAHAHHA!!!

 

Mam uitat la topicu ala cu wyverni colorati si mia venit ideea ca Lineageu pentru negri ar trebui sa aiba o cioara in loc de wyvern :). No offense...plm nam putut sa ma abtin :))

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