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Posted

auziti ce subtil o da Deliric cu Doc

 

Esti un porc…

Da…

Porcule…

Da, da, da…

Esti un porc!

 

E piesa mea de smecherie…

 

Arde prost, arde anost

Beat-uri fara strat adipos

Doar de post, las-o jos

Vreau kick murdar, un sner jegos

Cum poa’ sa sara boxele intr-un Mertz bengos

Sa arda casca de iPod cand mergi pe jos

Sa-i sara casca unui gabor zelos

Cu scut cu tot, fara cusur nu-s cusut

Sabot, ‘ti iau familia-n p**a cu cuscri cu tot

Cot la cot cu Doc bag pumni in bot

Ca Bote in capot, cu trabu’

Cotcodacesc o cote

Cica stai, umfla botox-u lu’ Bianca, lu’ Bote

Pompeaza bombe sexy, spala bancnote

Scrie anecdote (sa para…)

Linii la inalte cote

Linii ce nu-s de nasu tau asimtote

Linii ce nu le tai cu cartela Cosmote

Ca nu’s mai ieftine ca o Cola, hai da-te…

 

Refren:

Baga un pai, si-nca un pai

Si trag linii de tramvai, vai, vai,

Tu, ce stai? Hai, hai…

Mainile sus, beat sau high

Da-mi un mic, daca n-ai,

Am io nu-i bai, bai, bai…

Tu, ce stai? Hai, hai…

Mainile sus….

 

Yo, Deliric e prea pe jad

Pe jad ba jegule

Gasesti pe chat, in chart, in cercuri de

MC cu fitze, filati de politie

Grafferi colorati, aroganti cu conditie

Inconjurati de hipsterite

Rochite cu tutu roz si fundite pe bentite

Nu-s pipite de brat cu un ciortan ca voi,

Da-s fetite la subrat cu Cioran si Noica

Scuip perle ca scoica, ba nene

Tu lovesti slab ca Stoica, ba Meme

Ne lasi pe noi, te sar din scheme, da

Fac cat doi, cred ca-mi trebuie gemene

Sau macar doua sa semene

Cu buci tepene

Sani ca un pepene

Siluete suple si sete de

Viata si vita de vie de beat crita

Sa stie, fac haos, sa fie, fac galagie.

 

Refren:

Baga un pai, si-nca un pai

Si trag linii de tramvai, vai, vai,

Tu, ce stai? Hai, hai…

Mainile sus, beat sau high

Da-mi un mic, daca n-ai,

Am io nu-i bai, bai, bai…

Tu, ce stai? Hai, hai…

Mainile sus….

 

Yo, beat-u asta are celulita

E gras ca Maria Vlas,

La cat sta in boxe, fac artrita

Zici ca mananca zilnic la Mec

Dublu cheese de vita, cartofi prajiti, maioneza la tipla

Cred ca-l bat la gura, femeia asta de ce tipa

Cred ca o leg la gura

Vai, ce tipa, tipar de animal de rasa, sa-l ti in casa

Cina-i servita, i-o pun pe maso

Prind de leso, plimb pe Strasse

Avea 3 randuri de tate,

Ii tineam de sase

Asa tine ea de urat

Chirurg-plastico de pe fata si gat

Numaidecat…

 

Refren:

Baga un pai, si-nca un pai

Si trag linii de tramvai, vai, vai,

Tu, ce stai? Hai, hai…

Mainile sus, beat sau high

Da-mi un mic, daca n-ai,

Am io nu-i bai, bai, bai…

Tu, ce stai? Hai, hai…

Mainile sus….

 

Mainile sus, am spus..

Mainile sus, am spus…

Mainile sus,

Hai, hai, mainïle sus….

 

Posted

Si cu Cedry2k

 

adevar graieste

 

 

Deliric:

Ti-ai uitat frumusetea-n Photoshop,

Prea mult airbrush,

Bagi prea mult Mc, te-ngrasi.

Faci prea putini pasi, stai cu mana pe volan,

Ai pus mana p-un Logan, inca speri la un Mertzan

Cu motorul cel mai mare, de-ndata ce dai de bani,

Sa poti da gauri in ozon, Dan Balan.

Si poza din Bamboo sa ti-o bage-n Can-Can,

Cu poza din Cancun, langa aia de la Cannes.

Da’ vampirii de la Bran sunt ca aia din Cotroceni,

Ca oriunde, prin Berceni, sug sange la cetateni.

Si tu ramai cu sperante, ei raman cu creante,

Ramai fara gloante, fara cas, cu restante.

Te lasa, pas cu pas, cu p--a-n brate,

Pana zici: “Pas!” si-apari, in Dorobanti, c-un Panzer,

Cu masti de gaze, kamikaze,

C-o grenada langa coaste si C4-n jur la coapse.

 

Refren:

Aud sute de povesti cu voi,

Am sute de povesti pe foi,

Astea nu mai sunt povesti cu eroi.

Sunt povesti cu oameni simpli, ca si noi,

Ce-au uitat sa-si ia umbrele, cand cad si ploi.

Ma zbat si trag sa fie bine,

Nu pot sa tac, nu-mi sta in fire,

c-m pot sa fac s-ajung la tine?

Sa te trezesti si tu si sa-i trezim din nesimtire?

 

Cedry2k:

Acasa o manea, in club un pic de house,

Vezi tot pe Youtube, stii tot, c-un click de mouse.

Esti fals ca un moment Kodak,

Te uiti pe mine acid, ca soda,

Ca nu-s in pat cu moda.

Combinatii murdare. In casa, mizerie si mai mare,

BMW imaculat in parcare.

Mergi cu part, pleci cu scart la miezu’ noptii,

Ca, altfel, poate nu te-am fi auzit cu totii.

Camasa punga, pantaloni la dunga,

Plescai ciunga, fufele sa planga de ciuda.

Cu golanii o arzi numai o data pe luna,

Ca nu-ti mai arde de gluma decat cu lumea buna.

Plin de tine, cand ai buzunarele pline,

Plin de bijuterii, ca sa stim c-o duci bine.

Ce pacat ca, ‘n rest, tre’ sa mai scoti o piesa

Din lant, ca sa-i iei shaorma la printesa!

 

Refren:

Aud sute de povesti cu voi,

Am sute de povesti pe foi,

Astea nu mai sunt povesti cu eroi.

Sunt povesti cu oameni simpli, ca si noi,

Ce-au uitat sa-si ia umbrele, cand cad si ploi.

Ma zbat si trag sa fie bine,

Nu pot sa tac, nu-mi sta in fire,

c-m pot sa fac s-ajung la tine?

Sa te trezesti si tu si sa-i trezim din nesimtire?

 

Deliric:

Inca bea beri, spera la un bilet de bingo,

Sa-si ia baxuri de la Metro, nu doar PET-uri de la Micro,

Ca, pe vremea lu’ Nea Nicu, aveau toti bani putini,

Da’ acuma-i mai nasol, ca se uita la vecini…

Si fata lui, la liceu, deja e Miss

Si, singuru’ ei vis: sa cunoasc-un fotbalist,

Carte nu prea-i place, coane,

Sta pe mess si telefoane –

Ca masa-i profesoara, da’ ia 7 milioane…

D-aia-si face paru’ blond,

Peste ten isi da cu fond –

Sa atraga un bagabont

Cu masina, precum Bond.

Dar si ala – bagabont –

Zice c-are cashu-n cont

Si ca banii sunt blocati, ca-i baga intr-un pont

Si camasa lui Ferre e luata din IDM,

“Am dat decat 200, nu se prinde proastele!”

Si, printesele, dupa doispe se transforma,

Ca e buna o salata – da’ mai buna-ï o saorma!..

 

 

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