Andrey™ Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 shh, go back to your sage thread with out meaning
Raule Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Grisom: Members possibly in the same range: ArgoS, Hitler, Lenin
xKenji Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Grisom: Members possibly in the same range: ArgoS, Hitler, LenOn fixed
GrisoM Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 Grisom: Members possibly in the same range: ArgoS, Hitler, Lenin hahahaha, argos is the most powerfull account of mxc after maxtor one :D I liked this page :X:X:X:X I dont like you.
geo13 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Lolz Haxor: Members possibly in the same range: StiLLNc™, gregorypappas, Evil-X, partali, ProJecT, janet, c0britsa, Snoopi, DarkHacker, Jimaras22, DJ_ExTaCy1337, Apithanos, ™StarЯdoм®, geo13, MaCe, Spidey*, УVІL™, Coolis®, Berbous, ™iArgency[GR]®, zilmaster, DarkViolet, GoRe*, ~KingOfChaos, TurboXnatoR, BangZ0r, sufferwounds, matriz123, x-stadium, BuTToNzZz, kosker, makaros95, BlackBirdiv, =Biz0r=, ٠•●Stone®™●• :o
ExTrEmEDwarf Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 I haven't quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't fee like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?" I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. she's cheating on you ಠ_ಠ fixed hahahaha, f?ck it - imagine all the ppl D: shh, go back to your sage thread with out meaning please remove your f?cking sig..it reminds me many things.. :(
xKenji Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 hahahaha, f?ck it - imagine all the ppl D: ahahahha xD
Coyote™ Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 please remove your f?cking sig..it reminds me many things.. :( ?? Your past? http://i39.tinypic.com/v6q2xi.png Any news from your cousin? :P
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