Funny teXt's...

[GFbySilVeStr0]

And here we are!!!  :o

 

..1)When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

 

 

..2)When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

 

 

..3)Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

 

 

..4)Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

 

 

..5)Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

 

 

..6)Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

 

 

..7)I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend

I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

 

 

..8)At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

 

 

..9)I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.U cry i cry.U laugh i laugh.U jump out of the window... I look down & then... i laugh again

 

 

..10)God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

 

 

..11)Husband sitting near to his wife n' she was driving...

Husband :please slow down the speed of car.

Wife :No

Husband : Please!!!

Wife : No!!!!!!!!

Husband :The Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of achident...

Wife : Whaaaaa?Ohhhhhh,,,,okkkkkkkkkkk

 

 

..12)Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means -

With Idiot for Ever...

 

 

..13)Let me kiss ur lips,

let me feel ur teeth,

let me feel ur tongue.

SMILE!

This is ur friend

“PEPSODENT”

reminding you to brush ur teeth,

Twice a day Everyday

 

 

..14)Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:

“can kids of our age have kids?”

 

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

 

Boy said to girl :

“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

 

 

..15)A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin

and

say

that i will do anything to pass in the exams

and professor says

NOW OPEN YOUR

.

.

.

.

.

.

Books And Study

 

 

..16)Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:

“Me sick, no work”

Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:

“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

 

 

..17)He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me, he bit,

sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left, i was hurt,

.

.

.

BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

 

 

..18)2 men went 2 a callgirl.

1st went in and came out n said

“Na my wife is better.”

2nd went in and came out n said

“U R right ur wife is much better.”

 

 

..19)Catch her by her waist…

Bring her home..

Keep ur hand on her neck

Put ur lips on her lips

& have a …

…nice drink…PEPSI...

 

 

..20)3 FEELINGS

what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &

panic is when both r pregnant..

 

 

..21)Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!

 

 

..22)I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!

 

 

That's All... :Pp...

 

 

 

[mg13gr]

Hahahaha! Some of them are really funny! ^^

[~ILAWJUNIOR~]

hahahahaha so funny good ;) dude

..12)Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says No, it means -

With Idiot for Ever...          < ----------- OMG hahahahahahahaah

[EtEяNiTy™]

omg hehhehe ~~~~>in my view 16) is the best

so ilawjunior dont worry too 0xa0x0a00x

[DreaM]

..6)Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

 

 

That was the only thing i liked, the others were boring.