I lol'd

[Lain]

<johnd> hi m/20

<$*> hey whats up

<$*> bored like me huh

<johnd> nuttin bored u?

<$*> yeah

<$*> where you from

<johnd> massachusetts u?

<$*> fl

<$*> its early huh

<$*> why you still up

<johnd> getting ready to go to work y u up?

<$*> gettin ready for school today is my first day

<$*> i dunno what to wear

<johnd> u alone?

<$*> yeah my parents dont get up til like 9

<johnd> what do u have on now

<$*> just my undies =x

<johnd> any bra

<$*> yes a pink one

<johnd> what size

<$*> what do you got on right now mr

<johnd> robe

<$*> mm 34c

<johnd> nice

<johnd> boys must like that

<$*> im blushing

<$*> =)

<johnd> y?

<$*> i dunno

<$*> what do you look like

<johnd> 5-10 165 blk hr blu eyes

<johnd> u

<$*> 5'2 94lbs long red hair green eyes

<$*> im itty bitty

<johnd> sound hott

<$*> thx

<johnd> b/f?

<$*> nope

<$*> im still in my underwear does that turn you on

<johnd> do u date

<johnd> very much

<$*> sometimes i just got my dl so i can drive to parties now!

<johnd> u like sex

<$*> im a virgin

<johnd> u planning to change that

<$*> maybe my last bf got close

<$*> but he moved away

<johnd> how close finger?

<$*> yeah he used to make me go crazy and i would go down on him

<$*> he wouldnt go down on me though

<johnd> was he big

<$*> even though he shaved

<johnd> i would

<$*> i shaved for him too

<johnd> i'm hairy

<$*> yea?

<johnd> want to go down on it

<$*> maybe if you turned me on first

<$*> are you hott

<johnd> yea

<$*> for me

<johnd> pulling u close

<johnd> i want to f--- u

<johnd> oral anal VAGINAl

<$*> mmm hold on

<johnd> rubbing ur boobs

<johnd> kissing each nipple

<johnd> licking ur cleavage

<johnd> like that?

<$*> NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of INvestigation has logged a record of this chat

along with the IP address of the participants due to violation of United States federal law.

<$*> VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.

<$*> IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reason to the F.B.I.

Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 372826182.

<$*> Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in you IP address being entered into our

criminal database and prosecution.

<$*> Sir, do not disconnect.

<johnd> this is in error

<$*> Sir, did you not state, "i want to f--- u" ?

<johnd> yea

<$*> You were soliciting sex from a sixteen year old girl.

<$*> Correct?

<johnd> no

<$*> Are you aware the age of consent in Massachusetts is 18?

<$*> And that you have violated state and Federal law?

<johnd> i'm only really 17

<johnd> don't tel my folks

<$*> Lying to a federal agent is a felony. Are you sure you want to go on the record stating you are 17?

<johnd> i'm sorry

<$*> You are connected to Cox Cable Internet Service Provider (ISP). Please standby while we contact your ISP.

<$*> Do not disconnect.

<$*> We will have field agents en route to your current location shortly.

<$*> Do not attempt to leave your current location, this conversation has been logged as evidence in your case.

<$*> Again sir, do not attempt to disconnect.

<$*> Please state you full name to certify you are still connected.

<johnd> i wont go on again

<$*> That name does not match your ISP's records.

<$*> Again sir, I must remind you that lying to a federal agent is a felony.

<johnd> john d

<$*> Please enter your full name sir.

<johnd> lease i'll get killed

<johnd> please

<johnd> please

<$*> Refusal to cooperate is considered obstruction of justice. Field agents have been alerted to your ISP's billing address.

<johnd> please i'm sorry

<$*> Local police has also been alerted.

<johnd> i have to go to school

<$*> Please enter in any official statement you wish to make in your defense and certify with your full name.

<johnd> i'll get in trouble

<$*> WARNING: Leaving your current location will be construed as fleeing from a federal agent.

<$*> Sir, you are in enough trouble as it is.

<$*> Please comply if you wish to have any chance at a defense in court.

<johnd> please give me a break

<$*> As a reminder, do not disconnect.

<$*> You have failed to comply with three (3) written requests for cooperation.

<$*> This is your final chance. Please enter your explanation followed by your full name.

<johnd> please don't get me in trouble never again

<$*> With this attitude you will spend alot of time in prison.

<$*> You have lied to a federal agent and refuse to cooperate.

<johnd> i wsa just fooling around

<$*> In addition to soliciting a minor for sex.

<johnd> Michael Russo

<$*> No middle name?

<johnd> no

<$*> Why doesn't that name match the billing account of your ISP?

<$*> Lying again?

<johnd> it should

<$*> Confirm your zip code, if you are telling the truth?

<johnd> 02889

<$*> How long have you been preying on children?

<johnd> i don't

<$*> You were today.

<$*> This is your first time?

<johnd> yea

<$*> Don't lie to me.

<$*> Don't lie to me.

<johnd> not

<$*> You know what they do to guys like you in jail?

<$*> Do you?

<johnd> im sory

<johnd> yes

<$*> What do they do Mike?

<$*> Tell me.

<johnd> assault them

<$*> Just like you assault children, right Mr. Russo?

<johnd> i don't

<$*> I believe you do.

<johnd> i don't

<$*> And who is a judge going to believe, when I show him this transcript?

<$*> You might get let off easy if you just tell the truth.

<johnd> please can i go i'm getting sick

<$*> Agents are already across the street.

<$*> Once I'm done with you there is only one place you are going.

<$*> Don't get up to check. They might think you are trying to run.

<$*> Now, is it time to tell the truth?

<$*> Or is it time to go to jail?

<johnd> i have

<$*> You have what?

<johnd> told the truth

<$*> I do not believe you have told the truth.

<$*> You told me you were 17.

<johnd> i have please

<$*> So you are sticking to your story?

<johnd> can i go

<johnd> i'm sick

<$*> So when Agents Takada and Liddell break down your door, I'm going to tell them to grab a 17 year old?

<$*> You are sick.

<johnd> i'm going to throw up

<$*> And it's my job to get sick perverts like you off the street.

<$*> Do you have anything else to say for yourself?

<johnd> u'll never see me again

<$*> I'll see you at your trial.

<johnd> please i got to vomit

<$*> Do not attempt to leave your current location.

<$*> Do you have any weapons on your person?

<johnd> no

<$*> Are there any large attack-type dogs in your premises?

<johnd> please let me go

<johnd> no

<$*> Do you have any illicit substances in your possession?

<johnd> no

<$*> Stand by.

<johnd> got to go to bathroom

<$*> Back away from your desk.

<$*> Lay down face down.

<$*> Keep your arms outstretched away from your person.

<$*> Do not attempt to flee.

<$*> Goodbye, pervert.

[xKenji]

hehe

 

 

this is hilarious...

 

 

omg i want to do this xD

 

i wish there was a video xD i would be so funny....

 

that is what i call a prank xD

 

thanks a lot Lain

[XaioXaio]

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

 

lol

[Lain]

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike

<goatboy> what?

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> er?

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> and?

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> ...

<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.

<goatboy> i dont get it

<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.

<goatboy> bastard

 

lol

 

Not funny as mine.

[GrisoM]

<$*> NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of INvestigation has logged a record of this chat

along with the IP address of the participants due to violation of United States federal law.

<$*> VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.

<$*> IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reason to the F.B.I.

Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 372826182.

<$*> Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in you IP address being entered into our

criminal database and prosecution.

 

 

[move]O M G[/move]

 

now i know the 1 thing i must say if i am having that kind of chat is I am 16 =D

jajaja xD

 

[move]<$*> Goodbye, pervert.[/move]

[cuppacoffee]

if you like this stuff then I guess bash.org is a place for you

[pnikkosis]

dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor guy!!! I believed it for a minute there! hahahahaha holy shit, best chat prank i've read.

[Nod]

axxa00xa0ax0ax00xa that was PERFECT i xa0ax00xa0ax0ax0 HOW this gye believed this one ???? ax0xa0ax0ax0ax0ax0

 

[Daroth]

ROFLMAO

[Bornz0r]

Hahahah Lma0

[KaitoS]

if you like this stuff then I guess bash.org is a place for you

 

never hear about that site XD.. it seems down

[scovron]

yup it is down...

 

but you should know that more than 80% of that kind of chat transcript you can find at 4chan :P /b/ is the way (ops i just broke 1st and 2nd law of /b/ :P nahhh fvck it)

[grimorio]

poor guy he beleave it all =S.

[hit47]

best mIRC practical joke ever read

[showtek]

lmfao nice !! :D:D thx for share