Nervos Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 hit by a car died ....in most cases of persons hitted by a car, the person dies, so its not funny... avoids a car accident drives over a cliff
CryStaliN Posted September 9, 2013 Posted September 9, 2013 Goes to the bank to withdraw some money from paypal The card is only for LEI. (not $) :happyforever:
Raule Posted September 9, 2013 Author Posted September 9, 2013 Asks GOd to make him not die a virgin becomes immortal
Raule Posted September 9, 2013 Author Posted September 9, 2013 WIns ticket to spend a day on a boat Titanic
Nervos Posted September 9, 2013 Posted September 9, 2013 Delivers pizza to a house Dogs chase him when he gets to the door
CryStaliN Posted September 9, 2013 Posted September 9, 2013 Needs a condom All shops + the pharmacy are closed
Nervos Posted September 9, 2013 Posted September 9, 2013 Needs a condom All shops + the pharmacy are closed socks are good
Nervos Posted September 9, 2013 Posted September 9, 2013 He got kidnapped along another 99 persons. He's the only one that doesn't get rescued
Nervos Posted September 9, 2013 Posted September 9, 2013 Girlfriend gives him a bj Wants to kiss after
Raule Posted September 10, 2013 Author Posted September 10, 2013 Girlfriend gives him a bj Wants to kiss after cum on her face wants to french kiss her
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