Your mom ( mum, whatever )

[xrist05]

Your mama is so fat when she jumped in the Pacific ocean a tsunami wiped out half of Japan.

 

 

Your mama is so fat that when she farts, the richter scale says 9.0!

 

 

 

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Yo mamma ate so much, that when she shat on the floor a new volcano crater was created

[NinjaStep]

:okey:

[Nervos]

you mama so fat, that when it farted the big bang happened

[`Heroin]

Your mama is so ungly, that "quasimodos" looks like model in front of her.

 

:troll:

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Your momma is so dumb, that one day she climbed the Empire State building and people made the movie King Kong, thanks to her

[`Heroin]

You mama is so stupid! She is washing plates with her hairy ass.

[Raule]

Rosalie so smart, she sold her car to have money for fuel

[Katherine]

Rosalie so smart, she sold her car to have money for fuel on my car

 

 

:-beep- yeah:

[Raule]

continue with rosalie instead her mom :troll:

 

Rosalie so philanthrope, she got a job cleaning houses of homeless people

[Outlaw™]

continue with rosalie instead her mom :troll:

 

Rosalie so philanthrope, she got a job cleaning houses of homeless people

Do homeless people have houses ?  ;D ;D

[Katherine]

Do homeless people have houses ?  ;D ;D

 

yes and i clean these houses  :troll:

[Outlaw™]

yes and i clean these houses  :troll:

Fraps or never happened  :happyforever:

[Katherine]

:happyforever:

[Raule]

Do homeless people have houses ?  ;D ;D

:troll:

 

Rosalie so fat when you fuck her, its called orgy.