Your mom ( mum, whatever )

[ProfessionalGeodata]

I bet most of you have heard at least one joke ''Your mum is so fat..."

 

Let's make one topic and have fun.

 

I'm not making this topic to offend anyone, nor I want anyone offend someone, it's made just for fun.

 

 

Your mom is so fat, when she passes through my window I lose the daylight for 4 days.

 

 

NEXT!

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat, that she needs a map to find her ass(for clean-up) after making sh1t

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Your mom is so fat, when she sits on her bike, whole bike gets in her ass

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat, that when she sits on table to eat, she need over 4 chairs

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Whenever it rains and your mom wears yellow, people whistle at her, thinking she's a taxi

[UltrasGate13™]

your mom is so fat, that she can't use an elevator :P

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Whenever Russians do nuclear tests they call your mom and tell her not to leave the house cause of her mass

[Nervos]

you mama is so fat, that it made dinosaurs dissapear by jumping on earth

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat, that she need a crane to move from sofa to the bathroom

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Your mom is so greasy, so companies buy oil from her

[Janky™]

Your mom is so fat when she dived into the sea she caused a tsunami!!!

:troll: :troll: :troll:

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Your mom is so fat, that's why people invented double doors XD

[`Heroin]

your mom is so fat that she needs a hige toilet like moon to take sh1t

[Xplicit7]

Your mom is so fat that her ass has its own zip code.

[ProfessionalGeodata]

Your mom is so fat that isn't funny anymore