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Πάλι τα ίδια ρε Λέοντα?

Κλάιν. Δεν μπαίνω και στον μεγάλο κόπο να διαβάζω σελίδες του συγκεκριμένου τόπικ για να postάρω.

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- Κοπελιά θες να παίξουμε τον γιατρό;
- Αμε
- Ωραία, εγώ θα κάνω τον διαιτολόγο

 

 

 

Τον κτηνίατρο; :/

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Τι είπε η πάπια που κεράτωνε τον άντρα της;

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Ωωω χήνο!!

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- Χώρισα..

- Και εγώ πήρα ένα αυτοκόλλητο ...

- Που κολλάει αυτό ;

- Παντού !

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-Καλημέρα σας, η γραμμή υποστήριξης των αλκοολικών?

-Ναι....

-Πώς γίνεται το Μοχίτο?

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Στρουμφίτα: Μπαρμπαστρούμφ είναι μακριάάάά;

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Μπαρμπαστρούμφ: Και χοντρήήήήή, χο χο χο

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Σε ένα ναυάγιο σώθηκαν οι άντρες και μόνο μία γυναίκα. Μετά από καιρό αποφάσισαν ότι ήρθε η ώρα να κάνουν σεξ. Η απόφαση ήταν κοινή και ο καθένας συμφώνησε ότι θα είχε τη γυναίκα για μια εβδομάδα. Στην αρχή όλα ήταν μια χαρά. Όμως τον πέμπτο χρόνο η γυναίκα πέθανε. Την πρώτη εβδομάδα όλα ήταν μια χαρά. Τη δεύτερη βδομάδα μέτρια. Την τρίτη άρχισαν να δυσκολεύουν τα πράγματα. Την τέταρτη ήταν αρκετά δύσκολα Την πέμπτη πολύ δύσκολα Την έκτη εξαιρετικά δύσκολα. Την έβδομη τη θάψανε !

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Σε ένα ναυάγιο σώθηκαν οι άντρες και μόνο μία γυναίκα. Μετά από καιρό αποφάσισαν ότι ήρθε η ώρα να κάνουν σεξ. Η απόφαση ήταν κοινή και ο καθένας συμφώνησε ότι θα είχε τη γυναίκα για μια εβδομάδα. Στην αρχή όλα ήταν μια χαρά. Όμως τον πέμπτο χρόνο η γυναίκα πέθανε. Την πρώτη εβδομάδα όλα ήταν μια χαρά. Τη δεύτερη βδομάδα μέτρια. Την τρίτη άρχισαν να δυσκολεύουν τα πράγματα. Την τέταρτη ήταν αρκετά δύσκολα Την πέμπτη πολύ δύσκολα Την έκτη εξαιρετικά δύσκολα. Την έβδομη τη θάψανε !

:lol: emetiko :happyforever:

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- Ti eipe to ena routhouni sto allo?

- "Perimene, exo grammi"...

 

- Giati oi poustides psofane xamogelontas?

- Giati tous pairnei o Diaolos...

 

- Poia i diafora anamesa se mia vila kai to kolo enos morou?

- Sti vila den exo mpei akoma...

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