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Μου χτύπησε η γειτόνισσα να της

δώσω λίγο καφέ που της είχε

τελειώσει. Φέυγοντας μου λέει "Ειμαι

μόνη δίπλα, εάν θέλεις έλα...". Σιγά μην

πάω, να δεις που βαριέται να τον

φτιάξει και θα θέλει να της τον φτιάξω εγώ...!!!

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Ο άντρας στη γυναίκα :

- Δε μου λες, αν κέρδιζα το Τζόκερ τι

θα έκανες;

- θα σου έπαιρνα τα μισά λεφτά και θα

σε χώριζα.

Οπότε βγάζει αυτός ένα δελτίο από τη τσέπη και της λέει :

-Κέρδισα 12€, ορίστε τα 6€ σου και

άντε στα τσακίδια...!!!

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- Πάτερ, λένε ότι ασχολείσαι πιο πολύ

με το fb, παρά με την εκκλησία.

- Ποιός τα λέει αυτά να τον

μπλοκάρω;;;

 

hah epic

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Τσαλίκης : ΔΕΝ ΣΟΥ ΚΑΝΩ ΤΟΝ ΑΓΙΟ

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Νεκροθάφτης : ΔΕΝ ΣΟΥ ΚΑΝΩ ΤΡΙΣΑΓΙΟ

 

Άνεργος : ΔΕΝ ΕΡΓΑΖΟΜΑΙ ΑΥΡΙΟ

 

Δύσκολη Γκόμενα : ΔΕΝ ΘΑ ΚΑΤΣΩ ΣΤΟΝ ΒΑΪΟ

 

Αμαξάκιας : ΔΕΝ ΠΟΥΛΑΩ ΤΟ CABRIO

 

Στοιχηματίας : ΔΕΝ ΘΑ ΠΑΙΞΩ ΤΗ LAZZIO

 

Μετεορολόγος : ΔΕΝ ΘΑ ΒΡΕΧΕΙ ΤΟΝ ΜΑΪΟ

 

Αστέρας Τρίπολης : ΔΕΝ ΣΚΟΡΑΡΕΙ Ο RAYO

 

Προγραμματιστής : ΔΕΝ ΦΟΡΤΩΝΕΙ ΤΟ VAIO

 

Μαθητής : ΔΕΝ ΑΝΟΙΓΩ ΤΕΤΡΑΔΙΟ

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Μιά πολύ συγκινητική κινέζικη ιστορία:

朣楢琴执执瑩浻牡楧硰执执獧浻牡 楧敬瑦 瀰絸朣杢㑳执獧扻捡杫潲湵潣潬昣 昸昸慢 正牧畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬 敮牡氬 晥⁴潴敬瑦戠瑯潴牦浯潴捥 捥捥戻捡杫潲湵 浩条眭扥楫楬敮牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸 昸攣散 散戻捡杫潲湵浩条洭穯氭湩慥牧摡 敩瑮琨 灯捥捥捥慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧獭氭湩 慥牧摡 敩瑮琨灯捥捥捥慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧 楬敮牡 札慲楤

Ακόμα κλαίω....

Ειδικά όταν είπε: 汦睯攺

Αυτη ειναι ΑΛΗΘΙΝΉ αγαπη ρεεεε..!!!

Η άνοδος Ballad φεγγάρι Qin Ying Εκτελεστικό Εκτελεστικό Jiong Yang Sha Mu Mu Τσουάν Jiong Yang Jing Wu Mi Jian άνοδο φεγγάρι Lap 㑳 εκτελέσει πάρει Si Chuan ξυλοκοπήθηκε pigwash Youminshanzhen Dongdong αργή ποζιτρονίων εκτροφής επιστάτη Qiao Ying έληξε ελλειψοειδές παράνομη Ji κατατεθεί Sapporo Man Ελάτα Tu peg αργού Han Mu Xia Jing Wu Zhi Lang ⁴ διατήρηση διατήρηση Wan διατήρηση Wan Wan Wu Yak pigwash Αντιστροφή Παίρνετε Xi Sui Alto κουπί ψηλά-ho από Sapporo Man Ελάτα Tu Mu Xia διατήρηση Zhendong Dong Αντιστροφή Λουάν μαζεύοντας χαλαρά pigwash σκόνη You Hao της Kuang Si Στήθος - σίτιση ανυπόκριτη Sedong εκτροφής ΑΠΟΛΥΤΩΣ Xiao Wan Wan Wan Πτέρυγα Lin φώτα Kun αργή ποζιτρονίων ελλειψοειδές παράνομη Qi Qiao μαστού επιστάτη Mu - σίτιση ανυπόκριτη εκτροφής ΑΠΟΛΥΤΩΣ Rex Dong Xiao Wan Wan Wan Πτέρυγα Lin φώτα Kun αργή ποζιτρονίων επιστάτη εκτροφής ελλειψοειδές παράνομη Qi Qiao Mu Xia XY Man Ελάτα πρόσδεση
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-Ο Μήτσος θα έρθει στη παρτούζα?-Οχι.-Γiατί ρε ο ξενέρωτος?-Γκρίνιαζε οτι όποτε το κανονίζουμε είμαστε μόνο άντρες και κάτι τέτοια κουλά...

Μου είπαν: "ξεκινά να τρέχεις

για να χάσεις κιλά"... Εχω φάει

τρεις κλήσεις για υπερβολική

ταχύτητα και δεν εχω χάσει

γραμμάριο...!!

Η γειτονισσα μου ειναι τοσο ασχημη που οταν δεν εχω ζαχαρη για τον καφε βαζω μελι.

Πωωωω μιλαμε πηγα διακοπες super!!! Καθε μερα σχεδον γαμαγα...

Δευτερα σχεδον γαμησα...

Τριτη σχεδον γαμησα...

Τεταρτη σχεδον γαμησα...

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Λίμνη με ενοικιαζόμενες βάρκες.

Το αφεντικό φωνάζει απ το μεγάφωνο:

- Το νούμερο 99 να γυρίζει, τελείωσε ο χρόνος του.

Περνάνε μερικά λεπτά και η βάρκα δεν γυρίζει.

Το αφεντικό, πιο δυνατά στο μεγάφωνο:

- Νούμερο 99, γυρνά στο μόλο αμέσως, διαφορετικά θα σου χρεώσω καθυστέρηση!

Παρεμβαίνει ο βοηθός:

- Αφεντικό, έχουμε μόνο 75 βάρκες... Δεν υπάρχει νούμερο 99!

Το αφεντικό, μετά από σκέψη δευτερολέπτων, στο μεγάφωνο:

- Νούμερο 66, είσαι εντάξει;;;;;

Posted

Λίμνη με ενοικιαζόμενες βάρκες.

Το αφεντικό φωνάζει απ το μεγάφωνο:

- Το νούμερο 99 να γυρίζει, τελείωσε ο χρόνος του.

Περνάνε μερικά λεπτά και η βάρκα δεν γυρίζει.

Το αφεντικό, πιο δυνατά στο μεγάφωνο:

- Νούμερο 99, γυρνά στο μόλο αμέσως, διαφορετικά θα σου χρεώσω καθυστέρηση!

Παρεμβαίνει ο βοηθός:

- Αφεντικό, έχουμε μόνο 75 βάρκες... Δεν υπάρχει νούμερο 99!

Το αφεντικό, μετά από σκέψη δευτερολέπτων, στο μεγάφωνο:

- Νούμερο 66, είσαι εντάξει;;;;;

χαχαχαχα
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Σεισμός 8,2 ρίχτερ στη Ρωσία. Οι καινούριες βότκες θα βγουν με ανθρακικό.

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