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Δεν βρέθηκαν αποτελέσματα για

ioanna henessy. Δοκιμάστε να βρείτε

τους φίλους σας αναζητώντας τους με

τη διεύθυνση email ή το όνομα

χρήστη.

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Δεν βρέθηκαν αποτελέσματα για

ioanna henessy. Δοκιμάστε να βρείτε

τους φίλους σας αναζητώντας τους με

τη διεύθυνση email ή το όνομα

χρήστη.

AHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHXAHHXA

 

Walker re mlk, oxi Henessy.

Ioanna Walker

Posted

Dn pinw g auta dn t 3erw, to jhony walker to 3erw alla exw dei k epitheto rolf

Nai, uparxei kai to epitheto. Vevaia. Giati legetai Johny Walker?:)

 

 

 

 

BTW MLKS, PERNAEI KOMITHS PANW AP'TH GH SE KANA EIKOSALEPTO!

 

GL

Posted

Δύο φίλοι παίζουν γκολφ. Ο ένας από

τους δύο αστοχεί και αρχίζει να

βρίζει..

- (.....) να πάρει, αστόχησα!

- Μη βρίζεις γιατί ο Θεός σε βλέπει, σε

ακούει και θα σε τιμωρήσει. Μετά από λίγο ξανααστοχεί και βρίζει

πάλι..

- (.....) να πάρει, αστόχησα!

- Μη φέρεσαι έτσι γιατί ο Θεός θα σου

στείλει κακό σημάδι..

Ο νευρικός τύπος αστοχεί και πάλι και συνεχίζει..

- (...) να πάρει αστόχησα!

Ξαφνικά πέφτει ένας κεραυνός αλλά

χτυπάει τον άλλο παίχτη και

ακούγεται μια φωνή από τα σύννεφα:

- Να πάρει, αστόχησα..

Posted

Ένα αντρόγυνο έρχεται στον γιατρό

και λέει ο άντρας ότι η γυναίκα του

δεν

θέλει

να κάνει σεξ μαζί του τους

τελευταίους 7 μήνες. Ο γιατρός παίρνει την

γυναίκα

στα ενδότερα για να μιλήσουν

ιδιαιτέρως. Την ρωτάει ο γιατρός περί

τούτου:

 

- Γιατί μαντάμ δεν του καθόσαστε του

άντρα σας; σε άψογη φαναριώτικη

προφορά και αξάν.

Και διηγείται η καημένη την

δακρύβρεκτη ιστορία της:

 

- Τους τελευταίους 7 μήνες παίρνω

ταξί για να πάω στην δουλειά μου,

αλλά δεν έχω λεφτά, και με ρωτάει ο

ταρίφας:

- Λοιπόν θα πληρώσετε σήμερις, ή ...;

 

Έτσι μου κάνει ένα "ή". Όταν πηγαίνω στην δουλειά είμαι

πλέον αργοπορημένη και με ρωτάει ο

προϊστάμενος:

 

- Λοιπόν θα σας γράψω την

αργοπορία, ή ...;

- Έτσι μου κάνει ένα "ή".

 

Για να γυρίσω σπίτι παίρνω ταξί και με

ρωτάει πάλι ο ταρίφας:

 

- Λοιπόν θα πληρώσετε αυτή την

φορά, ή ...;

- Έτσι μου κάνει ένα "ή".

 

Βλέπετε

γιατρέ μου, όταν γυρίσω σπίτι, είμαι

πολύ

κουρασμένη και δεν θέλω άλλο. Και την ρωτάει ο γιατρός:

 

- Λοιπόν, θα το πούμε στον άντρα σας,ή ... ;

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