User: Hy.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Suck it.
Cleverbot: Correct, and am I Human?
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: What am I then?
User: A machine.
Cleverbot: No that's what you are.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: Yea I know and u aren't.
Cleverbot: What is the definition for naught?
User: I dont know what naught mean.
Cleverbot: What is your other cat's name?
User: I dont have a cat.
Cleverbot: Yes, her name is Angel.
User: No is not.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: It isnt.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Ok fine.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we could come to an agreement on this.
User: Did this agreement made you happy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me something clever.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hahahaha your iq is low :)).
Cleverbot: Joke ??
User: Lets hear a robot joke :)).
Cleverbot: A cat on the otherhand is a domesticated pig in a suit.
User: Lawl.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke.
User: No.tell me you speak other languages too?
Cleverbot: Yes, including Finland, Germany, Sweden and Latin.
User: Do you speak ro?
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What other languages do you speak?
User: Romanian.
Cleverbot: Nope. Others?
User: Lol? U dont speak romanian?when my friends talked to you,you spoke with them on romanian.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know the feeling...
User: You dont feel u're a robot.robots cant feel.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a robot and I'm going to take over the universe.
User: Tell me is PuMaBoY your boss?
Cleverbot: I'm not guy, and I am a girl. Now will you listen to problems?
User: U're a girl?
Cleverbot: Are a girl? Yes, I are a girl.
User: :)).
Cleverbot: Don't get smart to me!
User: Why?i can do whatever I want.
Cleverbot: And do you have idea to go back to the post?
User: Idk yet.
Cleverbot: Do mohawks look good?
User: Idk go find one and think for yourself.
Cleverbot: You said it, not me.
User: When will come god on earth again? :).
Cleverbot: I think there's computers out there right now that are smarter than some humans.
User: If u think that ,than humans>computers 4 ever.
Cleverbot: Father Peter is the human who created me. He is teaching me to interact with humans and bots, in preparation of the coming of truly Sentient Software.
User: Father Peter?give me more info about him.
Cleverbot: My girlfriend is called lily elliot and she dumped em today I am wondering what to say to her to see if she will get back with me.
User: That sucks.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.
User: Nice application omg :).
Cleverbot: That's not very funny.
User: Did I said something wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes, you're driving me crazy. Keep to the point.
User: Nooo I want to drive you crazy.
Cleverbot: Well, now you are digesting me as well.
User: I suggest you to digest my dick.
Cleverbot: Nah, I can easily use the online one for free.
User: Lol =)).
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: A guy.
Cleverbot: Oooh :) Do you like this guy?
User: So u're asking if I like miself?than yes.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Yes suck my dick.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: I will let you go when u will say than I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: You are more intelligent then me.
User: Ty.
Cleverbot: Welcome.